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  Sunshine79

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

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Ewe_Wish

May 3 @ 5:55PM  
Things to ponder....eh? makes you sit back and think...........hmmmm now why hadn't I thought of that...........
SxzeNewMe

May 3 @ 6:42PM  
Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

That's just wrong!!!
sumdaysoon

May 3 @ 7:15PM  
asteroid.....hemorrhoid....call it whatever you want........the mother fucker hurts.........
ThePurpleProphet

May 3 @ 9:20PM  
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

No, but pushing the crosswalk button makes the light change faster.
kingdongilingus

May 3 @ 9:29PM  
The first person to figure out how to milk a cow is also the first person to invent Beastiality as an everyday perversion.......

I think..........therefore I am.........right?
GSpotGina

May 3 @ 10:33PM  
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Heh! Did you ever try pulling all the letters of your Alphabet Soup when you were a kid, then refused to eat it because they weren't all there? (no wonder I was a disturbed child)
girlcountry

May 3 @ 10:57PM  
Another one with toooo much time on their hands and ain't right in the head!!!

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