Another one for your weekend...ENJOY..... 
You're late again,' the third-grade teacher said to
little Sammy.
"It ain't my fault,' Miss Crabtree. 'You can blame
this on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is cuz Daddy
sleeps naked!'
Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for
thirty-some-odd years and she had never heard such an outlandish
excuse. So she asked little Sammy what he meant by that.
Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth,
little Sammy and trouble were old friends, but he always told the truth.
'You see, Miss Crabtree, at the ranch we got this here low-down coyote.
The last few nights he done et six hens and killed Ma's best milk goat.
And last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken house,
he grabbed his gun and said to Ma, 'That coyote's back again,
I'm a gonna git him!''
'Stay back, he yelled to all us kids!'
'He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt!
To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop.
Then he stuck that double barrel shotgun through the window of the coop.
He was a-lookin' into that dark henhouse, with coyotes on his mind, when
our old hound dog Zeke woke up and come a sneakin' up behind
Daddy, sniffin' with that cold nose.....
'Miss Crabtree,.......We been cleanin' chickens since
three o'clock this morning!
SEX DISCLAIMER: It's got a nekkid man in in.....that counts, don't it?
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