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Grandpa, and the Grocery Store.......

posted 5/2/2008 3:03:20 PM |
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Insert repost disclaimer here....I'm still too lazy...

An old man was grocery shopping with his grandson. The toddler
was crying and at times screaming at the top of his lungs.

As the old gentleman walked up and down the aisles, people could
hear him speaking in a soft voice ..

"We are almost done, Albert ... Try not to cry, Albert ... Life
will get better, Albert ."

As he approached the checkout stand, he gently brushed the
toddler's tears from his eyes and said again, "Try not to cry, Albert
... We'll be home soon, Albert ..."

As he was paying the cashier, the toddler continued to cry and a
young woman in line behind him said, "Sir, I think it's wonderful how
sweet you're being to your little Albert."

The old gentleman blinked his eyes a couple of times before
saying, "My grandson's name is John. I'm Albert."

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Ewe_Wish

May 2 @ 3:15PM  
OMG i hadnt heard that one before...............that was hysterical........ Kudos to you.

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