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ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY



A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, she had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got
on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat under a sweets sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are
coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 's Liniment will
reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big
Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'... I
just lost it.'

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Ewe_Wish

May 2 @ 12:08PM  
That was great........Kudos.
Wordsofwit

May 2 @ 12:17PM  
I tend to disbelieve the credibility of that one being true.

But this one is. It happened a couple of years ago in Cali. A woman who was six months pregnant got cited for driving by herself in the HOV lane. She pled not guilty with her defense citing the federal interpretation of a fetus being a human being after the second trimester. Her reasoning was that under federal interpretation there were thusly two people in the car. The judge didn't buy it and found her guilty, more or less saying that this case was "what appeals courts were for".
manwithoutahorse

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May 2 @ 12:35PM  
True or not (and most jokes aren't true), as Larry the Cable Guy would say, "That there's funny, I don't care what ya say"...or words to that effect.

Good one Dangerous!
daytona_girl

May 2 @ 2:04PM  
That was great! I can't stop laughing It made my day Thank you
mrknowuwell

May 2 @ 5:13PM  
at least it was not the gooodyear blimp

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