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What Hillbillies Think About Sex.....LMAO!

posted 5/1/2008 6:36:31 PM |
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1. A clitoris is a type of flower.

2. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit.

3. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble.

5. Menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels.

6. A G-string is part of a violin.

7. Semen is another word for "sailor".

8. Anus is the Latin word for "yearly".

9. Testicles are found on an octopus.

10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles.

11. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.

12. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas.

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.

14. Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke".

15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.

16. A condom is an apartment complex.

17. An orgasm is the person who accompanies the choir in church.

18. A diaphram is a drawing in geometry.

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.

20. An erection is when the Japanese vote for their new government officials.

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.

22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass.

23. Pornography is the business of making record albums.

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins.

25. Douche is the Italian word for "twelve".

26. An enema is someone who is not your friend.

27. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese.

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May 1 @ 6:39PM  

May 1 @ 7:11PM  

May 1 @ 7:48PM  
so......your point........

May 1 @ 8:10PM  

May 1 @ 8:20PM  
they're all true right?


good one sunshine

May 1 @ 8:36PM  
Would love to know where you get these things!!

May 1 @ 8:53PM  

May 1 @ 9:07PM  
Very cute ...

May 1 @ 9:12PM  
What is yore all laughin' at? I ain't no idjut and it done made perfect sense to me. I swears she is tellin' da honest to goodness truth.

May 1 @ 10:19PM  

May 1 @ 11:19PM  

May 2 @ 9:04PM  
....hey... wait a minute here! We Are southerners!

May 2 @ 9:56PM  
and an innuendo... is a sex toy!

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