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Nomi on the plane. What she didn't tell you!

posted 5/1/2008 10:13:27 AM |
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A businessman boards the flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to
an absolutely gorgeous woman, Nomi.

They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.

He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Nomi. What's yours?"

He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."

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May 1 @ 10:17AM  
rofl...good one. :>)

May 1 @ 10:22AM  
That is just to cute... LMAO...

May 1 @ 10:22AM  
I wish I sat next to someone like that! I was stuck with a hundred pound mop of blond hair!

May 1 @ 12:45PM  
Fuck ...your funny Sunshine....

May 1 @ 1:11PM  
Borty - admit it...your name is Tonto Kawalski and this is a true story!

May 1 @ 2:25PM  
LOL That was great.

May 1 @ 4:08PM  
That was great!!!!

May 1 @ 7:53PM  

May 1 @ 9:35PM  
Sunshine, I know it's none of my business and you do not have to answer. I'm curious how many people after seeing this blog send you an e-mail with "Tonto Kawalski" in the subject or body. Just curious.

May 4 @ 2:16PM  
I'm half American Indian...

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Nomi on the plane. What she didn't tell you!