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Something smells fishy posted 4/30/2008 9:24:57 PM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: pussy, kinky, horny, panties, straddle   StraddleMyNose Okay, I can't believe that I'm going to write about this, but here we go. lol My cousin has told me some stories about his gf, and some of it isn't all that flattering. I recall one of those things recently when he told me that there was one day that she hadn't bathe in like two days and still had the same silk panties on while wearing her sweats for those two days to where he could smell her across the room. To him that was such a turn off. The more I thought about that it was a little of a turn on for me. lol So that got me thinking about how many guys would actually have a woman straddle their face with a pair of panties she's been wearing for two straight days? This is a repost from Dec. 2006 that I would share with the newbies. Another Straddle classic... Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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itsallforfun	Apr 30 @ 9:36PM
	Once again Shawn you never cease to amaze me...
StraddleMyNose	Apr 30 @ 9:36PM
	Okay, I'll be the first to try this....
the1unknown963	Apr 30 @ 9:37PM
	Hell no! A day, I might . But a woman should aways take care of that area, thats how some get yeast infection and thats not cool I could understand if there was a situation for having the same panties but if the girl goes home, she has to at least change, let alone a shower
sugarnspice005	Apr 30 @ 9:41PM
	2 days without a shower or bath??????????????? ewwww!!! And wearing the same clothes for 2 days on top of that? That's just not right!
StraddleMyNose	Apr 30 @ 9:48PM
	2 days without a shower or bath??????????????? Aww...come on now, after two days a woman wouldn't smell that bad down there. I'm sure I'm not the only guy out there that would go down on a woman if she hadn't bathed or showered and wearing the same panties after two days... Come on guys, step up and be heard and tell the ladies that wouldn't be bad, and in fact a turn on.
girlcountry	Apr 30 @ 9:51PM
	* leaves room shaking head and muttering....he ain't right!*
sugarnspice005	Apr 30 @ 9:52PM
	It's still a big YUK!!!!!!!!
us4free	Apr 30 @ 10:17PM
	Wow, you need to move to a third world country if that is what you are into. Oh yeah for the record EEEEEWWWWWW! I wouldn't eat it! That would be like going in the kitchen and eating scraps out of the garbage can.
StraddleMyNose	Apr 30 @ 10:20PM
	That would be like going in the kitchen and eating scraps out of the garbage can You're comparing this statement with a pussy that hadn't been washed in two days?
sugarnspice005	Apr 30 @ 10:23PM
	Now now now...play nice!
StraddleMyNose	Apr 30 @ 10:27PM
	Now now now...play nice! Who, me or us4free?
hotnhard	Apr 30 @ 10:28PM
	Interesting thought. Id probably want to suggest we shower together?
sugarnspice005	Apr 30 @ 10:32PM
	Who, me or us4free? Now Straddle...since I've known you...you've always played nice ....so I guess that leaves us4free who isn't.
StraddleMyNose	Apr 30 @ 10:36PM
	Interesting thought. Id probably want to suggest we shower together? Sorry, I don't swing that way... j/k I know what you were referring to. you've always played nice Well, tried to anyway. Thank you nevertheless.
greatsax	Apr 30 @ 10:49PM
	Only with an oxygen mask available...no smoking or else it is.....
nexgentn	Apr 30 @ 11:12PM
	HMMMMM well I guess it would depend on how long it had been...... Guys admit it, beer can fix more than freckles.
DangerousCurves999	May 1 @ 12:21AM
	OK I got experience on the 10 days on a commercial salmon fishing boat last summer without a shower. It was grossing me out.!!! I at least boiled a pot of hot water so I could take it in the head and soap and rinse my self down daily. After 6 days my hair was vile and I couldn't stand it any longer. I got the deck bucket and filled it with seawater and dunked my head then shampooed it while I had the cook running in the galley to get warm water to pour over my head as I bent over on deck to rinse it out. The other 3 crew member thought it was hilarious and went and grabbed cameras to take pictures. But at least my sanity was restored. So anyway Straddle to answer your question no 2 days without bathing is not acceptable! I was able to do it on a boat in the middle of the ocean so there is no excuse for poor hygiene.
sweetnasty1	May 1 @ 12:32AM
	I couldn't stand it if I wasn't bathed for a man to go down there! I certainly would want him clean too if he wants me anywhere near him.
dleprechan	May 1 @ 12:59AM
	I think a lot depends on the woman herself. Some women naturally smell good, while some need to use feminine products to get the same effect. Then there are those chosen few that a garden hose and bleach wouldn't help.
BABYDOLL666	May 1 @ 4:12AM
	hell i shower twice a day sometimes 3 times a day .....I couldnt imagine going 2 days id have to be deathly sick and even then id muster up the energy to take a bath or a shower hell when i go camping i bring dampened wash cloths in baggies with me lol .......and for him to smell her from across the room 2 days no show im thinking she went more then 2 days with out a shower even worse if she didnt shower after they had sex
Scottishtease	May 1 @ 10:25AM
	Never mind the smell...couldn't there be a fungus for not washing that long? I mean even if you didn't bathe for 2 days (which is just wrong) there are douches to get rid of any odors or bacteria...sorry sweety don't think that will happen at least not for me blech. :>)
lunanegra	May 1 @ 10:43PM
	lol,I threw up in my mouth a little