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posted 4/30/2008 9:18:14 PM |
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  PleasureAwaits

What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ?


At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

Had a friend send this to me and thought I'd share it with all of you.

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girlcountry

Apr 30 @ 9:52PM  


you ain't right neither!!
PleasureAwaits

Apr 30 @ 9:55PM  
Guilty as charged!
StraddleMyNose

Apr 30 @ 9:57PM  
Now this is a good one. Bruce, ya gotta read this!
dumblonde

May 1 @ 12:16AM  
this joke is older than me...
redbronze

May 1 @ 12:47AM  
I thinks 28 and 48 got mixed up......
PleasureAwaits

May 1 @ 9:30AM  
dumblonde, that's funny since the friend who sent it to me is pretty close to your age. Gotta throw us a few bones every now and then.

redbronze, I think your comment may apply to all ages really. At least I've never met an age that didn't have a story to avoid going to bed.

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