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2008 Tax Code

posted 4/30/2008 3:16:03 PM |
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2008 Tax Code

The only thing that the IR has not taxed yet is the male penis.

This is due following facts:
69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
10% of the time it is hard up
20% of the time it is pissed off
1% of the time it is in the hole.
On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!

HOWEVER, effective April 6th, 2008, the penis will now be taxed according to size:

The brackets are as follows:

10" - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00
8" - 10" Pole Tax $250.00
5" - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00
3" - 5 " Nuisance Tax $30.00

Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.

Anyone under 4" is eligible for a tax refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION

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OdysseusMI

Apr 30 @ 4:31PM  
Depending on the moment of course, what tax bracket do you file under when you fall between privilege and pole tax?
sugarnspice005

Apr 30 @ 4:45PM  
Now that was funny!


IRS have any tax codes for boobs yet?
chocolatemilf

Apr 30 @ 4:59PM  
I have got to use this...............
chocolatemilf

Apr 30 @ 5:00PM  
Sugar, leave the Bewbies outta this..................
sumdaysoon

Apr 30 @ 7:46PM  
fuck'em i'll push it up inside and they'll think i got a pussy........ i done paid the bastards 9000 dollars they ain't getting no more......... this year.......
PleasureAwaits

Apr 30 @ 7:50PM  
I would have thought with all the dicks in office that something would have been done about it but I can see that your facts are well researched. LOL.

Hey sugar, don't get any ideas about taxing boobs. Be and all of my friends have been working towards freeing those precious items and keeping them free! Of course a return would be alright
redbronze

Apr 30 @ 8:38PM  
they can't tax boobies... They are considered a food source... they don't tax food....
lonesomedove615

Apr 30 @ 8:55PM  
That's funny! Thanks! LOL

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2008 Tax Code