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posted 4/29/2008 3:42:37 PM |
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  straightup_9

I think this may have been posted before.....but I'm too lazy to look it up....


A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye.

He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?"

Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."

Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"

The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"

"Yes."

"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"

"Yes."

"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"

"Yes."

"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."

Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel.

A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500.

He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"

The hooker replies, "$1,500."

I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"

The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before.

He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth.

He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker,

"How much for some pussy?"

The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"

"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"

"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."

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Wordsofwit

Apr 29 @ 3:57PM  
Great twist! No I hadn't heard it, and it made me laugh. That is the formula for a kudo from me my man! Thank you very kindly!
max49

Apr 29 @ 3:57PM  
LMFAO
Wordsofwit

Apr 29 @ 3:58PM  
Now what is the over/under on the number of days that somebody reposts it on here!?!
straightup_9

Apr 29 @ 4:01PM  
Yepper.....but, then, funny is funny... ...5 to 7 days is my guess...LMAO
SxzeNewMe

Apr 29 @ 5:00PM  
Oohhh hell no! Not the ending I was expecting!!!
girlcountry

Apr 29 @ 5:06PM  
you are sooooo not right!!!!
itsallforfun

Apr 29 @ 6:51PM  
PleasureAwaits

Apr 29 @ 7:42PM  
ROFLMFAO!

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Another Joke, Just Cuz I'm in the mood.....