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posted 4/27/2008 11:20:01 PM |
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  themama

I got this in my Email today from a really good friend of mine it made me laugh..
Things are so true in this.. I just loved it..
Enjoy!!!!!!

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems

That always sound good,

But never actually come close to reality?



Well, here is a series of promises

That actually speak of true friendship.



You will see no cutesy

Little smiley faces on this card -



Just the stone cold truth





1. When you are sad -- I will

Help you get drunk and plot revenge

Against the sorry bastard who made you sad.





2. When you are blue -- I will

Try to dislodge whatever is choking you.





3. When you smile -- I will

Know you are plotting something

That I must be involved in.





4. When you are scared -- I will

Rag on you about it every chance I get.





5. When you are worried -- I will

Tell you horrible stories about

How much worse it could be,

Until you quit whining.





6. When you are confused -- I will

Use little words.





7. When you are sick -- I will

Tell you to stay the hell away from me

Until you are well again.

I don't want whatever you have.





8. When you fall --

I will

Point and laugh at your clumsy ass.





This is my oath....

I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask.

'Because you're my friend!'





Friendship is like

Peeing your pants:

Everyone can see it,

But only you can

Feel the true warmth.


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Nathanial

Apr 27 @ 11:39PM  
Now if that isn't true friendship, it's close enough. good one. Thank you
us4free

Apr 28 @ 11:41AM  
I love that it is sooo true! LMAO
Scottishtease

Apr 29 @ 2:13PM  
that is so true...TEase. :>)

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