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Lonely Widow...... (JOKE)

posted 4/26/2008 5:01:41 PM |
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Don't you love it when someone sends you an email and for whatever reason it doesn't go to your inbox mail? So, evidently Griz sent this to me yesterday to share and I just found it... So.... here it is now...
YES, it's a joke.....

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married again. So she put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

WANTED: HUSBAND!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME.
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.

"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said. "Just look at you - you have no legs!"

The old gentleman smiled, " Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"

"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??"

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.

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itsallforfun

Apr 26 @ 5:10PM  
thats a good one!!!!
ValentineGirl214

Apr 26 @ 5:13PM  
Damn that was good!!!
ynot7769

Apr 26 @ 5:20PM  


*ponders ringing her bell tonight*

good one !!!!
LilGriz

Apr 26 @ 5:30PM  
And yes, as you well know CL, I am a bit warped Glad ya liked it, doncha know!
loveableone

Apr 26 @ 8:48PM  
That is cute!!
sugarnspice005

Apr 26 @ 9:16PM  


That was good.

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