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Farts and blowjobs posted 4/25/2008 11:33:20 PM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: oral, oral sex, humor, blowjobs, straddle   StraddleMyNose Ever go down on someone only to have them let out a fart by accident? I have never had this happen to me, and I have never done this to anyone as well. Man, the embarrassment it would be. Anyone have any stories about this? Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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alybai42	Apr 25 @ 11:36PM
	UMM...Nope...
Supakid2	Apr 25 @ 11:37PM
	I just knew before this night is over this would be coming from ya ........... Hasn't happened yet and it never does
Nathanial	Apr 25 @ 11:41PM
	once....yes....she apologized, and we had a good laugh...but the moment was ruined...laughing turns me off for a long time.....
Wordsofwit	Apr 26 @ 12:01AM
	Yeah, I got my nose blasted point blank about an inch away as I was on top going down on my girlfriend. It was an SBD. You know, silent but deadly. She started quivering and quaking as she came then, OOOOEEEE!!!! I popped up, my dick went limp and she looked genuinely puzzled until her nose told her what happened. I don't think she was aware of it until then. Then she went crimson.
lunanegra	Apr 26 @ 1:05AM
Zaftik	Apr 26 @ 1:12AM
	Straddle ....where do these thoughts come from??? WoW.... the poor woman, I know she must have felt soooo embarrassed
BABYDOLL666	Apr 26 @ 2:11AM
	oh good gawd straddle u come up with some of the funniest stuff
nawtikitty	Apr 26 @ 2:50AM
	Straddle Were you a high maintenance child? Seriously dude...did you keep your poor Mama running around ALLLLL the time?
straightup_9	Apr 26 @ 10:29AM
	Only two kinds of people go down on another person.... 1.) Those that have been farted on... 2.) Those that WILL be farted on.....
Scottishtease	Jun 22 @ 12:03AM
	um..hey it happens okay ...yes my hubby was down there & evidently i was so relaxed that i let out a silent but deadly one right into his mouth...