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posted 4/25/2008 11:33:20 PM |
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  StraddleMyNose

Ever go down on someone only to have them let out a fart by accident? I have never had this happen to me, and I have never done this to anyone as well. Man, the embarrassment it would be. Anyone have any stories about this?

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alybai42

Apr 25 @ 11:36PM  
UMM...Nope...
Supakid2

Apr 25 @ 11:37PM  
I just knew before this night is over this would be coming from ya ........... Hasn't happened yet and it never does
Nathanial

Apr 25 @ 11:41PM  
once....yes....she apologized, and we had a good laugh...but the moment was ruined...laughing turns me off for a long time.....
Wordsofwit

Apr 26 @ 12:01AM  
Yeah, I got my nose blasted point blank about an inch away as I was on top going down on my girlfriend. It was an SBD. You know, silent but deadly. She started quivering and quaking as she came then, OOOOEEEE!!!! I popped up, my dick went limp and she looked genuinely puzzled until her nose told her what happened. I don't think she was aware of it until then. Then she went crimson.
lunanegra

Apr 26 @ 1:05AM  
Zaftik

Apr 26 @ 1:12AM  
Straddle ....where do these thoughts come from???

WoW.... the poor woman, I know she must have felt soooo embarrassed
BABYDOLL666

Apr 26 @ 2:11AM  
oh good gawd straddle u come up with some of the funniest stuff
nawtikitty

Apr 26 @ 2:50AM  
Straddle

Were you a high maintenance child? Seriously dude...did you keep your poor Mama running around ALLLLL the time?

straightup_9

Apr 26 @ 10:29AM  
Only two kinds of people go down on another person....

1.) Those that have been farted on...

2.) Those that WILL be farted on.....

Scottishtease

Jun 22 @ 12:03AM  
um..hey it happens okay ...yes my hubby was down there & evidently i was so relaxed that i let out a silent but deadly one right into his mouth...

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