Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet again...
The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long."
The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night."
The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"
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StraddleMyNose
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Apr 25 @ 9:49PM
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That's married couples for ya. lol
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evild614
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Apr 25 @ 10:20PM
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I love those nights! I just wish she'd let me be Batman sometimes. Being Robin every time gets old.
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GSpotGina
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Apr 25 @ 10:26PM
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Gotta hand it to you Sunshine. You always come up with the goodies.
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locdwn
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Apr 26 @ 1:05AM
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I DON'T CARE WERE YOUR FROM THATS FUNNY RITE THIER.
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tassie1
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Apr 26 @ 3:04AM
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I definately needed that laugh today babe.
kudo's for sure 
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pinkntastey
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Apr 26 @ 8:09AM
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mmmmmmmm could it be that the married man had actually just got home from seeing the mistress????????????
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NightOfOld
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Apr 26 @ 8:13AM
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You always get a laugh out of me.  Thank you. 
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wormwiggler
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Apr 26 @ 10:11AM
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Thats a good one. The last man needs to check if he stil has one. 
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blackskyline4
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Apr 26 @ 7:44PM
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i tell you what batman... how bout you and i get down and dirty in the batcave
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aftershox
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Apr 26 @ 9:19PM
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Holy Batshit Batman!
ROTFLMAO!
I had to send a copy of this to a spacial someone (who likes to see me in leather masks and blindfolds).
I didn;t intend to give you a kudo, but is sortta slipped outta my hand while I was laughing...
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l00kin4myprince
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Apr 26 @ 9:40PM
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Oh hell no! That would cause world war 3 in my house! Funny as hell though
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Scottishtease
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Apr 28 @ 7:59PM
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The sad thing is that sounds like my hubby chuckle..
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