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The Girlfriend, Mistress & The Wife

posted 4/25/2008 9:24:45 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.


After a few days they meet again...


The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long."


The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night."


The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"

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StraddleMyNose

Apr 25 @ 9:49PM  
That's married couples for ya. lol
evild614

Apr 25 @ 10:20PM  
I love those nights! I just wish she'd let me be Batman sometimes. Being Robin every time gets old.
GSpotGina

Apr 25 @ 10:26PM  
Gotta hand it to you Sunshine. You always come up with the goodies.
locdwn

Apr 26 @ 1:05AM  

I DON'T CARE WERE YOUR FROM THATS FUNNY RITE THIER.
tassie1

Apr 26 @ 3:04AM  
I definately needed that laugh today babe.
kudo's for sure
pinkntastey

Apr 26 @ 8:09AM  
mmmmmmmm could it be that the married man had actually just got home from seeing the mistress????????????
NightOfOld

Apr 26 @ 8:13AM  

You always get a laugh out of me. Thank you.
wormwiggler

Apr 26 @ 10:11AM  
Thats a good one. The last man needs to check if he stil has one.
blackskyline4

Apr 26 @ 7:44PM  
i tell you what batman... how bout you and i get down and dirty in the batcave
aftershox

Apr 26 @ 9:19PM  
Holy Batshit Batman!

ROTFLMAO!

I had to send a copy of this to a spacial someone (who likes to see me in leather masks and blindfolds).

I didn;t intend to give you a kudo, but is sortta slipped outta my hand while I was laughing...
l00kin4myprince

Apr 26 @ 9:40PM  
Oh hell no! That would cause world war 3 in my house! Funny as hell though
Scottishtease

Apr 28 @ 7:59PM  
The sad thing is that sounds like my hubby chuckle..

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