AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Free Dating

Things you should not say during sex.

posted 4/25/2008 5:00:37 PM |
0 kudosgive kudos what's this?
    report abuse
tagged: sex, funny
  coltz666

Think of the funniest thing you should not say during sex

Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

   read more blogs!

Blogs by coltz666:
Things you should not say during sex.


Comments:

post a comment!

Mechavalon97

Apr 25 @ 5:05PM  
Mmm this feels just like the flesh light I've been using! - Guy
OMG, I had a sex change for this? - Girl
darthmaul

Apr 25 @ 5:06PM  
Blurting out your ex's name in the throes of passion?

Call out your partner's sibling's name during the throes of passion?

Well, they wouldn't be particularly funny if they happen to me, but I think they'd be positively hilarious if they happen to someone else!
DeviousFem24

Apr 25 @ 5:07PM  
Hmmmm im gonna answer this with things ive had said to me during sex...

1: "Oh...I want to feel your warmth......", and then during...."Oooooh the warmth, the warmth....the waaaaaaarmth....."
2: "What was your name again"...followed by "Annngellla"...My name is Leah
3: "It is very small.....isn't it?"
4: "Can I sniff your shoes?"

clickedanad2

Apr 25 @ 5:09PM  
so that's where I left the remote
dumblonde

Apr 25 @ 5:27PM  
is it in???? or ...
is that it?
max49

Apr 25 @ 5:35PM  
Umm What's that aweful smell.
futuramafan

Apr 25 @ 5:59PM  
"It's so cute!"
Nathanial

Apr 25 @ 6:07PM  
Ummmm...honey...you still awake????
Supakid2

Apr 25 @ 6:08PM  
My car needs a tune up
rnj1013

Apr 25 @ 6:08PM  
this isn't how your mom or sister does it
yepper1218

Apr 25 @ 6:14PM  
Is it in yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!
missweet

Apr 25 @ 6:47PM  
Are you in yet?
chocolatemilf

Apr 25 @ 7:03PM  
ooh shit...............I'm itching......
spax

Apr 25 @ 10:39PM  
Can you hurry up the dishes need to be washed
straightup_9

Apr 26 @ 11:13AM  
"...I stopped by the Free Clinic on my way over here, but it was closed........"

free dating | mission statement | testimonials | safety warning | report abuse | safe list | privacy | legal | 2257 | advertise | link to us

© Copyright 2000-2014 Online Singles, LLC.
OS-WEB02
Things you should not say during sex.