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posted 4/24/2008 2:59:17 PM |
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Ya know....I don't mind anal every once in a while. But, I'll be damned if your gonna go rushing in there!! That's something I don't do often enough already, so why would you go and fuck your chances up by rushing and making it painful to the point I don't want it again?? Shouldn't it clue you in that you only get it once a year as is from me?

I have only had anal once, I call it my Birthday Anal, that was the bestest ever and I really enjoyed it. Oh, believe me I've had it other times where it was just ok, but the Birthday Anal was the VERY best!!

It was my birthday. I was instructed to go to a hotel, ask for the key to the room at the front desk and to go into the room and relax. I did just that. Once he got there he undressed me and told me to lay on my tummy. He then took out the most awesome smelling lotion I have ever smelled and massaged my entire body from head to toe. Once he finished with this body massage, he spent a good 30 minutes massaging just my ass and my asshole. Taking his time and spreading it apart with his thumbs. It felt incredible!! Basically what he was doing was preparing my ass to be fucked!! I then heard him open a package, I wanted to know what it was...he told me to just relax and enjoy. I felt something slide into my felt wonderful!! Then I felt something go inside me....fucking me....having both holes filled and being fucked felt so intense, I had so many orgasms it was unbelievable!! Once it was all over and my body was like jell-o and I was able to move after such a wonderful experience, he handed me a bag of toys he had purchased just for me, just for my birthday!! He said Happy Birthday, I hope you enjoyed! Oh, boy did I!!

Now, if only every guy out there could learn a little lesson today and understand that if you could spend a little bit of time rubbing, stretching and fingering your ladies might get anal more than just once a year!

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Apr 24 @ 3:44PM  
Somebody had a good night.

Apr 24 @ 4:17PM  
damn, that sounds like fun! hey tell your hubby he is a prince sunshine :>) Tease.

Apr 24 @ 5:26PM  
ya gotta know how to make sum things last..........

Apr 24 @ 5:35PM  
Sloooooowwwww and easy and lotsa of ass play .... Cant seem to find too many women that want some tho

Apr 24 @ 5:46PM  
i feel like the calvary..............why not jus go charging in

Apr 24 @ 5:53PM  
i feel like the calvary..............why not jus go charging in

Okay! But I get to charge your ass first! Okay?

Apr 25 @ 4:02AM  
^^^^ no chargin....i am takin ur credit card away

Apr 25 @ 4:18AM  
Okay! But I get to charge your ass first! Okay?

Heh... be careful when you say that. Some guys (myself included) can take a good pegging like it's nothing. I've gotten that challenge from women before and when I pull that little bit of news out of my ass (intended) they got nothin' to say.

Apr 25 @ 6:37PM  
I like anal, and so does my GF, I dont just shove in and go, but some times when she is realy in the mood, she pushes back against it and we just go at it, but I get anal everyday, especialy during that time of the month, but I dont even ask, I just go there and she likes it, I only go with women that like it, like that great suuff

Apr 25 @ 6:43PM  
Oh my! She said "anal"!!!

Apr 25 @ 6:44PM  
BTW, that was worth a kudo. I'm not admitting to anything, I'm just sayin'...

Apr 25 @ 8:30PM  
It's is so great when you find a guy who understands and takes his time, practically making you beg for it!

Apr 26 @ 11:09AM  
Good for you sunshine! You should let your hubbie help other women who had bad anal experiences. My first (and only) time, it felt like he was shoving a broomstick up my ass - OUCH!

Apr 26 @ 7:41PM  
... i'm not sure if i speaks for every guy out there but... if i had to wait and do a full body massage first then gentle spread things apart... about half way through that horrible thing called "Can't Remember shit disease" kicks in and i forgot what i wanted and i'm going for a sandwich. on top of that

not to mention getting regular sex is hard enough... so much usual coaxing and then after wards the forplay she wants takes so long i've lost interest...

then she wants to get all grumpy when i find a porn i like and do it myself... things shouldn't be like a car... i shouldn't have to turn it on warm it up and then check everything before i drive it... theres so much more fun of hoping in, putting a seat belt on and flooring it till the cops show up

Apr 2 @ 11:01AM  
That sounds awesome. I enjoy pleasuring the one I am with and it not only sounds like he pleasured the fuck out of you but himself also. When Do I Get A Shot

Apr 2 @ 11:07AM  
Anal can be fun, if they know what they are doing. Wow this is an old blog. :)

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