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posted 4/23/2008 9:39:36 PM |
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  Sunshine79

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
and never say its not quite as good as his mothers


...then buy a dog.


If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want ...


...then buy a dog.


If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies


...then buy a dog.


If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores


...then buy a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care
if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if
every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves
you unconditionally, perpetually ..


...then buy a dog.



BUT , on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come
when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only
comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence
is solely to ensure his happiness ........



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....then buy a cat!

Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you?
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GSpotGina

Apr 23 @ 9:41PM  
LOL sooooo true. I've got both though!
sugarnspice005

Apr 23 @ 9:42PM  
Yeah......same as Gina..I've got both! Well...5 dogs...1 cat.
GSpotGina

Apr 23 @ 9:45PM  
Two cats, one dog, and a goldfish lol
missweet

Apr 23 @ 9:49PM  
LOL that great
1bunny629

Apr 23 @ 9:56PM  
3 dogs...does that make me self-indulgent?
soft_touch938

Apr 23 @ 11:26PM  
I have 2 cats....one knows her name and the other just can't learn her's so she comes when I call her sister.

But half the time I think they both think their names are....

"QUIT IT"

Funny thing though....only the one doin' somethin' wrong runs so they ain't too awfully dumb!
JOHN7AZ

Apr 24 @ 12:23AM  
I like how you put that together. Good job!
tassie1

Apr 24 @ 5:05AM  
actually I honestly thought you was going to say ...have kids
sumdaysoon

Apr 24 @ 6:25AM  
i knew it was a cat all along........
blackskyline4

Apr 26 @ 7:34PM  
those cats... they always want something and yet never want to give anything back...

Damn right
blackskyline4

Apr 26 @ 7:34PM  
those cats... they always want something and yet never want to give anything back...

Damn right
singlestud125

Apr 30 @ 6:36PM  
lol you had me going there, great post

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