If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
and never say its not quite as good as his mothers
...then buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want ...
...then buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
...then buy a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
...then buy a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care
if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if
every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves
you unconditionally, perpetually ..
...then buy a dog.
BUT , on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come
when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only
comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence
is solely to ensure his happiness ........
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....then buy a cat!
Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you? 
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GSpotGina
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Apr 23 @ 9:41PM
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LOL sooooo true. I've got both though!
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sugarnspice005
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Apr 23 @ 9:42PM
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Yeah......same as Gina..I've got both!  Well...5 dogs...1 cat. 
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GSpotGina
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Apr 23 @ 9:45PM
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Two cats, one dog, and a goldfish lol
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missweet
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Apr 23 @ 9:49PM
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LOL that great
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1bunny629
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Apr 23 @ 9:56PM
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 3 dogs...does that make me self-indulgent?
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soft_touch938
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Apr 23 @ 11:26PM
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I have 2 cats....one knows her name and the other just can't learn her's so she comes when I call her sister.
But half the time I think they both think their names are....
"QUIT IT"
Funny thing though....only the one doin' somethin' wrong runs so they ain't too awfully dumb!
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JOHN7AZ
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Apr 24 @ 12:23AM
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I like how you put that together. Good job! 
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tassie1
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Apr 24 @ 5:05AM
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actually I honestly thought you was going to say ...have kids 
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sumdaysoon
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Apr 24 @ 6:25AM
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i knew it was a cat all along........ 
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blackskyline4
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Apr 26 @ 7:34PM
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those cats... they always want something and yet never want to give anything back...
Damn right
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blackskyline4
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Apr 26 @ 7:34PM
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those cats... they always want something and yet never want to give anything back...
Damn right
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singlestud125
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Apr 30 @ 6:36PM
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lol you had me going there, great post
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