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posted 4/23/2008 4:40:42 PM |
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  Sunshine79

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The man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman.
"No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of gold."

She said she didn't believe him so she called the bar.

"Hello," she said, "I just want to ask one question. My husband claims to have spent the night at your bar and I have one question: "Are your urinals covered in gold?"

To which she heard the bartender said, "Hey, Clarence, I think we found the guy who pissed in your saxophone."

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Scottishtease

Apr 23 @ 4:49PM  
good one sunshine. :>)
Wordsofwit

Apr 23 @ 4:50PM  
Now that is funny! Greenie for ya
sugarnspice005

Apr 23 @ 5:05PM  
That was funny!


So glad I don't play the saxaphone!
1bunny629

Apr 23 @ 5:14PM  
WOOOOOOOwHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! You are so cute...thanks for making me laugh!
GSpotGina

Apr 23 @ 5:18PM  
OMG that was hilarious!

Anyone ever watch a drunk sleepwalking guy get up to take a piss?

True stories:

One guy ... woke up and walked right into a dimly lit kitchen where three others were sitting at a table. Lifted the lid to a garbage can, peed, then walked back to bed.

Another guy ... woke up, opened a closet door, shoved clothes hanging to the right, and peed into the corner.

Believe what you see sometimes, it's true! lol
HollyHummy

Apr 23 @ 6:12PM  
nawtikitty

Apr 23 @ 8:15PM  



The poor sax player!!
StraddleMyNose

Apr 24 @ 6:34AM  
his wife was all over him

Damn, and here I thought this was going to be a sexual blog!




blackskyline4

Apr 26 @ 7:32PM  
golden showers...
that is all

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