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An Adjustable Facelift!!

posted 4/23/2008 7:18:11 AM |

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Sunshine79

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This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face lift. With her pocketbook as large as her ego, she went to several plastic surgeons before choosing the best money could buy.
The doctor assured her that he could make her look young for many years because of a new technique he used.

After the operation the doc told her that he had put a screw behind each ear that she could tighten as needed to keep her fresh young look.

The woman was pleased for several years until one morning when she noticed bags under her eyes. Furiously she stormed into the doctor's office demanding to know why there where bags under her eyes.

The doctor replied, "Lady those aren't bags, they're your tits, and if you don't stop turning those screws you're going to have a beard!"

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girlcountry

Apr 23 @ 7:25AM

Where do you come up with these??

StraddleMyNose

Apr 23 @ 7:37AM

That's funny.....

"Lady those aren't bags, they're your tits, and if you don't stop turning those screws you're going to have a beard!"

...but how would he know that she's got BUSH?!

Scottishtease

Apr 23 @ 7:47AM

nawtikitty

Apr 23 @ 7:50AM

You always find them

Wordsofwit

Apr 23 @ 8:09AM

Where do you come up with these??

In this case, probably from reading it on here a couple of weeks ago when somebody else posted it.

...but how would he know that she's got BUSH?!

Because of that tuft of hair on her chest.

sugarnspice005

Apr 23 @ 8:47AM

I've seen this one before...but it still cracks me up! Thanks for the morning "sunshine".

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