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posted 4/22/2008 9:19:21 PM |
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  Sunshine79

hi my lovely
if you are a scammer don’t answer to me
here are the things that i need :
1. this is the hardest thing -so i start with that-i will give to u all my love but i have another one or two or three intimate lovers-just women not men (homosexual is a very bad ban in our torah)-u can be a very good friend with these other women -and i will do everything that you will have a good realationship with my other intimate lovers and i will do everything that they will treat you honorable and nice and i wont let no one of them to hurt u-polygamy is alowed in judaism-i dont wont do any wedding -but u will be especial
2. u have to become jewish-it can take maybe a year less or more -and when u r jewish -the rule is -jewish is jewish forever
3. u have to do all what orthodox jewish girl do all the time
4. for now im not reach -so every thing that i can help u is in my money limitation -i willl do my best for u in my limitations
5. i will treat you very nice and very kindlly and wont let nobody to hurt u -u can tell me every thing that hurt u and i will do all my best to stop every thing that hurt u
6. u will be my intimate lover -just u and me doing all the kinds of sex everytime that i want or every time that u want except of if i or u seek or dont feel good or the 2 weeks every month that are forbidden in the jewish rules
7. u pay for the tickets of the plain -i dont send any money for the tickets -when we are together and i see that every thing is going well and u r jewish and u r my intimate lover then i will pay for the tickets that u paid
8. in israel-u work and pay for the appartment rent -i will help everything that i can in finding work and basic needs in my limitations- if i will be reach i will pay house rent and all the basic needs
9. to become jewish u come to Israel and I and 2 good jewish will convert u to jewish
10. u have to be just my women -not the women of no one else -all of my life
11. you wont do nothing that hurt me
12. i dont want children- never -just if i will be very reach suddenly with help of god we can talk about that -but i dont promise nothing about children
13. i will not sleep with you all the night -just once in a while
14. the best thing for economizing is that you share the appartment with my other intimate lovers-but its possible that u be in your own house
15. jewish that is practicing judaism (not the secular jewish and zionists jewish ) is the one and the only one way to Garden of Eden -non- jewish also go to Garden of Eden (a lower Garden of Eden ) if they keep the 7 commandments of noach -all the others-that belive in jesus or mohamad or some cow etc... go to hell -thats the true
16. u wont do nothing that any kind of person even " rabi" or "rabanit" will tell u that will hurt me
if you accept everyone of these pricipals of me than we can step forward -i can hear any other suggestions i can hear but i dont waive no one of theses principals-if you decide to accept all these principals i will very estimate that


best regards my lovely
rafi


I got this in my inbox....What a fucking joke. At least it made me laugh!!

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aftershox

Apr 22 @ 9:31PM  
I got one of those too. LOL. Who is the scammer, I wonder?

I think I will just ask for a credit card...but I will accept PAYPAL too.
greatsax

Apr 22 @ 9:33PM  
Do You really want to pass this by???? I guess your right. I like the ones we guys get where they want money but don't send a picture. Please what do I look like??? An idiot??? At least send me a picture to fall in love with or something. Good blog I would give you a kudo if I had one but will give one later.
GSpotGina

Apr 22 @ 9:36PM  
I got that email too. Looked at the screenname, then trashed it without reading it.
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 22 @ 9:36PM  
Wow, can it be that easy.

Follow my finger, you are getting sleepy. Your will is not your own. Convert to my ways.
BABYDOLL666

Apr 22 @ 10:34PM  
HAHAH sunshine i received the same damn message 2 weeks ago i blocked him and deleted him
aftershox

Apr 22 @ 10:58PM  
Prophet, that only works if you wear a yamika and speak Yiddish fluently.
blackskyline4

Apr 22 @ 11:16PM  
I would like to extend you an offer to join the Lifestream.
By converting to the Lifestream religion, You will be graced by mother and if found unworthy will be exterminated by the one winded Angel Sephorith if not sooner killed by the "Illness", But by joining you can return to the Lifestream to further help in our cause by restoring Mother to her highest glory.


church of the one wing angel of latter day summons.
cutecarrie6969

Apr 22 @ 11:27PM  
Wow....thats the "best" one I've ever seen, lol.
Scottishtease

Apr 23 @ 7:47AM  
Chuckle, good one sunshine :>)
Tigers_Lady

Apr 23 @ 8:42AM  


hi my lovely
if you are a scammer don’t answer to me

Yeah - look who's calling who a scammer!

here are the things that i need :
1. this is the hardest thing -so i start with that-i will give to u all my love but i have another one or two or three intimate lovers-just women not men (homosexual is a very bad ban in our torah)-u can be a very good friend with these other women -and i will do everything that you will have a good realationship with my other intimate lovers and i will do everything that they will treat you honorable and nice and i wont let no one of them to hurt u-polygamy is alowed in judaism-i dont wont do any wedding -but u will be especial

He's FULL OF IT! First he promises you equality on par with the others, but then he entices you by saying that you will be MORE special than them. What promises did he make to each of them to get them into his locked-from-the-outside harem? also - what kind of guarantee of security is he offering if he doesn't want a formal wedding?! Sure - that way you have no document assuring you of ANYTHING in case he decides to dissolve the relationship. Also - his English STINKETH! And if he had an ounce of Jewish respect he would have gone back and corrected the typo in spelling Torah with a small "t".

2. u have to become jewish-it can take maybe a year less or more -and when u r jewish -the rule is -jewish is jewish forever.

Why doesn't he employ proper English usage throughout? Was he in that much of a rush to claim you as his next conquest? Jewish is also spelled with a small "j"! I'm confused by his attitude RE: the conversion. In one breath he says that you'd have to do everything according to Orthodoxy, while in the same breath he insists that your conversion process need not take more than a year. Baloney! If it's going to be worth anything, it should take at least two years, if not more.

3. u have to do all what orthodox jewish girl do all the time

Why doesn't he list some of what that's all about? He expects you to run into this headlong, without realizing what you're getting yourself into?!

4. for now im not reach -so every thing that i can help u is in my money limitation -i willl do my best for u in my limitations

Yeah. right!

5. i will treat you very nice and very kindlly and wont let nobody to hurt u -u can tell me every thing that hurt u and i will do all my best to stop every thing that hurt u

Redundant and in horribly poor English.

6. u will be my intimate lover -just u and me doing all the kinds of sex everytime that i want or every time that u want except of if i or u seek or dont feel good or the 2 weeks every month that are forbidden in the jewish rules.

Yeah - I can see it now. Every time that you want sex, he's going to drop whatever he's doing, to cater to your desires?? I don't THINK so! And do you understand about "the two weeks that are forbidden...?"

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. u pay for the tickets of the plain -i dont send any money for the tickets -when we are together and i see that every thing is going well and u r jewish and u r my intimate lover then i will pay for the tickets that u paid.


And what woman in her right mind would trust this sleeze ball?

8. in israel-u work and pay for the appartment rent -i will help everything that i can in finding work and basic needs in my limitations- if i will be reach i will pay house rent and all the basic needs.

WRONG! In the Israel that I know about it's the obligation of the guy's family to provide the apartment!

9. to become jewish u come to Israel and I and 2 good jewish will convert u to jewish

"i and 2 good Jewish..." because the conversion is overseen by a 3-person tribunal/court.

10. u have to be just my women -not the women of no one else -all of my life.

In other words, he gets to practice polygamy, but you don't! This guy never heard of a polyamorous relationship? (Polygamy was "outlawed" in the Middle Ages by a German scholar of great repute after he himself suffered a terrible fate following his taking a second wife. Throughout history up to his time it was considered permissable for a person to have more than one wife as long as he could support each of them equally and provide for all of their respective conjugal needs as well. Presently in most North American Jewish communities it is considered a sin out of respect to that ancient sage.)

11. you wont do nothing that hurt me

Can we ask him to be more specific - does that include biting his penis? What about his nipples? What about cutting OFF his pecker when you discover how many other women he's promised the same deal to!

12. i dont want children- never -just if i will be very reach suddenly with help of god we can talk about that -but i dont promise nothing about children.

Whoa! What happened to the Orthodox element? Orthodox couples get married for the purpose of procreation!

13. i will not sleep with you all the night -just once in a while

Why? Who's he with on the other nights?

14. the best thing for economizing is that you share the appartment with my other intimate lovers-but its possible that u be in your own house.

Yeah? who's paying for that? Does the term "gold-digger" come to mind?

15. jewish that is practicing judaism (not the secular jewish and zionists jewish ) is the one and the only one way to Garden of Eden -non- jewish also go to Garden of Eden (a lower Garden of Eden ) if they keep the 7 commandments of noach -all the others-that belive in jesus or mohamad or some cow etc... go to hell -thats the true

Okay. NOW he's starting to irritate me. By "secular Jewish" he means "non-religious". By Zionist, he means the Jews who are dedicated to the Jewish CULTURE, without religious practice connected to it. All of his strange phrases are direct verbatim translations from his Hebrew mind into English.

16. u wont do nothing that any kind of person even " rabi" or "rabanit" will tell u that will hurt me

In other words, he's admitting that he's in love with your femininity, and if the Rabbanit has any ideas of their own - ya think?! - that conflict with his sex-driven ideas, he doesn't want you listening to "THOSE rabbis".

[QUOTE]if you accept everyone
straightup_9

Apr 23 @ 8:43AM  
Me love you too much long time....Fi-Dolla.......
Tigers_Lady

Apr 23 @ 8:51AM  
Continuing... sorry for the interruption and I am almost done. I promise.

if you accept everyone of these pricipals of me than we can step forward -i can hear any other suggestions i can hear but i dont waive no one of theses principals-if you decide to accept all these principals i will very estimate that

WHAT A JERK!


best regards my lovely
rafi

This guy is definitely NOT representative of the part of the Jewish community that I identify with. The name that he signs with - Rafi - is usually an Israeli nickname, or a Sephardic type of name. that means that the guy is at best "Middle Eastern".


He's Jewish. (He's just thinking with his "manhood" instead of with his brain.).

If you want to drive him nuts, just tell him that you're already committed to another Orthodox Jew whom you met on Alt a few years ago and that he insists on having sex EVERY night of the year!

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