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posted 4/22/2008 7:41:11 AM |
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  Sunshine79

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He does not have a BEER GUT.
He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

He is not a BAD DANCER.
He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME.
He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

He is not BALDING.
He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

He is not a CRADLE ROBBER.
He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK.
He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

He does not act like a TOTAL ASS.
He develops a case of RECTAL-ANAL INVERSION.

He is not a SEX MACHINE.
He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED.

He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG.
He has SWINE EMPATHY.

He is not afraid of COMMITMENT.
He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES.
He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT.
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Scottishtease

Apr 22 @ 7:47AM  
Hey come now don't help them with this...you post this & all their faults become politically correct! chuckle, good one sunshine :>)
Wordsofwit

Apr 22 @ 7:47AM  
He does not have a BEER GUT.

That Bow Flex guy may have a six pack, but I have a keg!
Wordsofwit

Apr 22 @ 7:53AM  
He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME.

Granted many men won't ask . But why is it that a woman will ask directions to find something when driving but won't ask directions to find something in a store?
Scottishtease

Apr 22 @ 7:56AM  
But why is it that a woman will ask directions to find something when driving but won't ask directions to find something in a store?

Hey now I do ask everytime!!! now my hubby, he will never ask his opinion is "why bother asking 1/2 these people that work here don't know where anything is I will just keep looking"
Wit. chuckle.
Ashinatrix

Apr 22 @ 8:07AM  
He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
He is not OVERLY CAUCASIAN......
He's MELANIN DEFICIENT.
jcarolina

Apr 22 @ 9:11AM  
He isn't obsessed with TV, he's curious and inquisitive.

He doesn't look at other women. He stays aware of his surroundings.


NachoBaby

Apr 22 @ 10:20AM  
And far too many need a rectal craniotomy.
1bunny629

Apr 22 @ 10:36AM  
I can't come up with anything witty right now, but you guys are cracking me up!
nawtikitty

Apr 22 @ 10:39AM  




blackskyline4

Apr 22 @ 11:13PM  
He is not a Slob
He is Domestic hygienically challenged

He is not Insensitive Asshole
He is Apathetically Challenged

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