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posted 4/19/2008 7:20:33 AM |
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  Sunshine79

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- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

- Your orgasms are real. Always.

- Your last name stays put.

- The garage is all yours.

- Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

- Wedding plans take care of themselves.

- You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.

- Chocolate is just another snack.

- You can be president.

- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

- Foreplay is optional.

- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

- Car mechanics tell you the truth.

- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

- The world is your urinal.

- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

- You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

- Same work... more pay.

- Wrinkles add character.

- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

- Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

- If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

- Princess Di's death was just another obituary.

- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

- Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

- Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.

- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

- One mood, all the time.

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You men have it so easy, huh?




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StraddleMyNose

Apr 19 @ 7:57AM  
We also age more gracefully than women...


Damn it's great being a guy!
StraddleMyNose

Apr 19 @ 7:58AM  
Ummm...Meagan, guess what blog this is for you?
tassie1

Apr 19 @ 8:05AM  
my ass is always a factor in a job interview.....
its my ass that will be paying their wages.

and who told you I only rented my tux cos i only ever intended wearing it once .
Scottishtease

Apr 19 @ 9:35AM  
So very true my dear...agree with everyone of them.:>)
nawtikitty

Apr 19 @ 10:55AM  


I look forward to your blogs every day..

Thank you!!
blackskyline4

Apr 19 @ 11:24AM  
my ass has been a factor in quite a few job interviews... i've applied at victoria secrets quite a few times, the bra section of macy's and the bikinni store in the mall... and my ass has come in to play quite often... its just not the ass they are looking for

personaly i'd like to get rid of my last name... its boring and i don't like it

the garage is all mine... and the kitchen, my bedroom my bathroom and the rest of my place are all mine... the ex and the mother are always on my case about things not being in order to their liking as well also

okay sure nobody wonders if i swallow... but they do look at my height and wonder if its as big as they think... and its bigger

what are wedding plans... i thought the plan was vegas?

Mmm choolate

people still wear shits at the water park?

foreplay is fun... when did it become mandatory?

wrong... friends don't let friends take home ugly women... unless there is a camera near by and blackmail to be done... because you can only use the picture of him with his head shaved and looking like a dick with sharpie marker drawn on hole on the op and foreskin for so long as a christmas card... and last year when he fell asleep first you drew on his ass, and put whipped cream on as the birthday cards got old also... actually all of the past pratical joke cards have lost the funny as cards but great memories

its a haircut... now i do have to ask if you got those tickets i sent you... tickets to the gun show!!

and they make pron for woman... its called the lifetime channel... it gives you the emotions you wish you had...

and if anothe guy says something along the lines of "notice anything different"
1) he lost a bet
2) hes gay
3) assume hes gay and give him funny looks for saying it when ever possible... bring it up to other guys so they can point and laugh and give funny looks also
GSpotGina

Apr 19 @ 12:40PM  
Good ones again, Sunshine

But I'm guessing none of you has ever met or had to be close to a man with a perfectionist obsessive compulsive disorder. OCD is a bitch. Makes you want to kill them.
themama

Apr 19 @ 12:49PM  

sumdaysoon

Apr 19 @ 6:44PM  
<---------- kicked back relaxing in the recliner......... ..........what somebody say something.............
Supakid2

Apr 19 @ 7:26PM  
That was great made my day
Sunshinegal35

Apr 20 @ 8:44AM  
I don't really care WHO it belongs to....I'd just like to HAVE a garage....

Good one sunshine!

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