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BBQ Rules.....Her Night Off..lol

posted 4/18/2008 11:55:13 AM |
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With All The Talk of BBQ's in here lately, I thought I would post this...

THE BBQ RULES???
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat .

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

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samclaunts

Apr 18 @ 12:02PM  
well I maybe okay good job
Lisa46

Apr 18 @ 12:30PM  
oh how funny!!! heck CL I'll even give ya a greenie for this one!
Wordsofwit

Apr 18 @ 12:31PM  
Is that a statement or a failed funny?

Now, all of that was true when I was growing up in the fifties and sixties. But it hasn't been true anywhere I have been in the past 30 years.
sumdaysoon

Apr 18 @ 12:31PM  
as long as it's not chicken......... ........it's all good...........
fantasyfactory

Apr 18 @ 12:45PM  
Nope! New rules on this site are........No flies! Anyway good one!
casuallylooking

Apr 18 @ 12:50PM  
Bruce, if you looked, it is tagged JOKE...
Maybe in your opinion it was a "failed funny". that's okay, you are entitled to your opinion..we'll just agree to disagree...again.

And maybe YOU don't BBQ that way anymore but some families still do..

Okay so I guess I will add a DISCLAIMER...I am NOT bashing Anyone in this blog!!
It was posted in fun..If you don't think it's funny, don't laugh.
But have an enjoyable day anyways!!
GSpotGina

Apr 18 @ 12:56PM  
WoW... it's still true :), except some men will spend a little more time with their meat... marinating and seasoning until it tastes just right.
nawtikitty

Apr 18 @ 2:34PM  
Pretty much looks right to me
evild614

Apr 18 @ 3:08PM  
Holy lord- Am I seriously the only guy on AMD who does all the cooking in his household? Granted, I enjoy cooking, and my SO can't cook at all, but damn!
BlueEyes708

Apr 18 @ 3:13PM  
Now lets see, When my son finally found the grill it became a wondersou event. Because he was already cooking and making dinner inside. Yes I'm trained him well.

So he may ask me to pick something up at the grocery store, it was 28 miles round trip and I drove past it on my way home. But once I got it home He took over. Marinade, grill, slice. So I put a salad together, be deal. He did all the work. Now he cooks for his friends at school.

Akri and I haven't come to that point yet, I have cooked every meal here so far,(we did eat out the first night) because I wanted to, not because I had too. Be assures me he cooks well too, so maybe I won't see this coming anytime soon LOL

Great blog though.

~edera~
whisperingcomet

Apr 18 @ 4:26PM  
Thats the way both of my ex husbands grilled.....
sugarnspice005

Apr 18 @ 7:28PM  
Good one CL!!!

here's a green cookie for ya!
StraddleMyNose

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Apr 19 @ 2:13AM  
Now that was funny!

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