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posted 4/18/2008 11:41:30 AM |
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  straightup_9

Do you know how tough it is being a man...?



If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay you should get off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a head ache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it Too often, you're oversexed. if you don't, there must be someone else.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! ........ THEY WANT TO!!

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casuallylooking

Apr 18 @ 11:47AM  
I am probably going to get tarred and featherd for this,,but there are some good points in there....

BUT, not all women act or think like that.....
samclaunts

Apr 18 @ 11:56AM  
very very good
and women think they have it rough
clickedanad2

Apr 18 @ 12:11PM  
wondering
what happened with the snake hunt?
GSpotGina

Apr 18 @ 12:45PM  
Damned if we do, damned if we don't.
fantasyfactory

Apr 18 @ 12:58PM  
Beats the hell outa just being damned!
fantasyfactory

Apr 18 @ 12:59PM  
Where's my just a joke thingy?
girlcountry

Apr 18 @ 1:39PM  
I know a lot of women like that...
straightup_9

Apr 20 @ 9:09AM  
wondering
what happened with the snake hunt?

Still On-going.......Gots lotta stuff to move around and look under

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