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posted 4/18/2008 11:27:32 AM |
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  straightup_9



With all the recent blogging about it, I've came up with a fabulous business plan....

I'm going to open a string of Sandwich Shoppes across the nation. Each and every one will be built right next door to SUBWAY !!!...and they will be called......yep....

DOMWAY!!!!!!!!!

You will be met at the door by a Leather-clad Male/Female/WhoTheFuckKnows, Immediately chained, bound, and gagged, and led to the counter.

There you will be given a sandwich of whatever the fuck we want you to have, and flogged with a Cat-o-Nine-Tails until such time as you have paid for it and kissed and licked the feet of your server sufficiently enough to appease him/her/it.

So...What you think?.....want to purchase a franchise?.....

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fantasyfactory

Apr 18 @ 11:31AM  
Uh! Beats the hell outa me!
Wordsofwit

Apr 18 @ 12:27PM  
Now that is funny.
girlcountry

Apr 18 @ 1:36PM  


*leaves room, shaking head*
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 18 @ 1:59PM  


No, I don't want a franchise but could I get a sandwich please.
mrknowuwell

Apr 18 @ 9:05PM  
ya think i could git one and put it up by the LDS compound in san angelo texas.....i promise not to employ any 13 yr old girls............unless they r marrried

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