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Understanding Men

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"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I have no idea how it works."

"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Translated: "That girl standing on the corner is a real babe."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot our anniversary."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."
Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"OH, DON'T FUSS - I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Translated: "Oh, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."

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manwithoutahorse

Apr 18 @ 7:42AM  
Some of these???? Guilty as charged.

Some others? I plead the fifth.

Others? Not true...that's my story and I'm stickin' to it!
whisperingcomet

Apr 18 @ 7:46AM  
Now I remember why I have two,,,yep count em...two ex husbands
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 18 @ 8:13AM  


Slander and propaganda.
samclaunts

Apr 18 @ 8:30AM  
well..anyway.. well wrote
StraddleMyNose

Apr 18 @ 8:33AM  
Okay, a lot of us guys are busted!
harleybadboy

Apr 18 @ 8:51AM  
Are we allowed to rebut on this one in our defense????

The old saying of "better to ask for forgivness then permission" is better off not assumed here.........
nawtikitty

Apr 18 @ 9:26AM  
^^^^

Good plan
paladin1aa

Apr 18 @ 10:47AM  
Sexist !!
Scottishtease

Apr 18 @ 2:11PM  
sunshine you crack me up. :>)
blackskyline4

Apr 19 @ 2:52AM  
Shh... how did you know
tassie1

Apr 19 @ 4:05AM  
hmm, what was that,i was listening..

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