Talk about a bad day!! posted 4/17/2008 2:24:19 PM | 6 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: friends

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Have you ever read someone else's diary or journal? Me neither...well not until Sumdaysoon dropped this page out of his and umm ...well.....come on, it's Sums..I was just wondering what kind of umm things I might get to find out, so I went ahead and read it..
Sorry, Sums.....and not just for reading your diary page..
Read on , you will all understand, as we all know how much he loves hunting season..

1:00am Alarm clock rings
2:00am Hunting partners arrives at house and drag me out of bed.
2:30am Throw everything but the kitchen sink into pickup truck
3:00am Leave for "deepwoods"
3:15am Drive back home and pick up GUN!!
3:30am Drive like hell to get to woods before daylight
4:00am Set up camp>>> Forgot Damn TENT!!
4:15am Head into "deep woods"
6:05am See deer..
6:06am Take Aim
6:07am CLICK!!!!!
6:08am Load gun while watching deer go over hill !!
8:00am Head back to camp, CUSSING..
9:00am Still looking for camp..STILL Cussing !!
10:00am Realize "Camp" is lost... Stop cussing... Start Sweating!
11:00am I'm lost...Start firing gun every five minutes for help
12:00pm Gettin hungry...Find wild berries and eat
12:05pm Run out of bullets
12:06pm 8 deer return
12:07pm Watch deer eat berry leaves... but Not berries!
12:08pm Have "strange feeling in stomach". Realize I've eaten poison berries!!!
12:20pm Rescued AT LAST!!
12:25pm Rushed to nearest hospital, stomach pumped
3:00pm Arrive at camp
3:15pm Leave camp to "KILL DEER"
4:00pm Return to camp for BULLETS
4:07pm Load gun and leave camp again
5:00pm Empty gun on squirrel that has been bugging me all damn day!!
6:00pm Arrive back at camp. See 7 deer grazing at camp
6:01pm Load Gun..
6:02pm FIRE GUN!!
6:03pm One "Dead New Pick-up Truck"
6:04pm 7 deer go over hill
6:05pm Hunting partner returns dragging 8 POINT BUCK
6:06pm Repress strong desire to SHOOT hunting partner
6:07pm Turn around and fall into camp fire
6:10pm Change clothes...Thorw burnt ones back into fire
6:15pm Take pick-up..Leaving partner and his DAMN DEER!!
6:25pm Pick-up "boils over" from hole shot in radiator!!
6:26pm Load and EMPTY gun into pick-up truck!
6:29pm Start waling...CUSSING!!
6:30pm Stumble and fall over poison berry bush...Drop Gun in mud. REALLY CUSSING NOW!!!

6:35pm Meet BIG BEAR!!
6:36pm Take Aim
6:37pm Fire Gun!! Barrel Blows Up..Plugged WIth MUD!!
6:38pm Shit Pants!!!
6:39pm Climb to top of small tree to get away from Big Bear!!
7:00pm Bear finally gives up...after sliding down shitty tree....10 times.
7:15pm Slide down tree...WRAP GUN AROUND TREE!!!
12:00am HOME AT LAST!! big sig of relief
12:05am Roommate says "Stay in basement TIL AWFUL SMELL Clears!!!

Sunday Noon.... Watch Pro Football on TV in basement, while slowly tearing hunting license into tiny pieces.... Place pieces into envelope, mail to Game Warden with instructions "Where To PUT Them" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wonder where he's really been all these times he told us he was out hunting..hmm, maybe need more diary pages to find out.. lol

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