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Monkey in a bar......LMAO!

posted 4/17/2008 8:00:47 AM |
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Jim walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while
he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs
some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and
eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard
balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow
swallows it whole.

The bartender yells at Jim, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

Jim says "No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied Jim "He eats everything in
sight, the little pig, Sorry, I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He
finishes his drink, pays his bill and the stuff the monkey ate, then
leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He
orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While Jim is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry
on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats
it. Then the monkey finds a peanut and again sticks it up his butt,
pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he
asks.

"No, what?" replies Jim.

"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled it
out, and ate it!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied Jim. "He still eats everything
in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures
everything first."


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Wordsofwit

Apr 17 @ 8:05AM  
Good one.
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 17 @ 8:45AM  


How sweet. But not as sweet as you.
itsallforfun

Apr 17 @ 8:47AM  
oh that was funny
loveableone

Apr 17 @ 9:17AM  
New one to me!! Thanks for the morning laugh!
sugarnspice005

Apr 17 @ 10:41AM  
themama

Apr 17 @ 10:45AM  
.... Good one....
Scottishtease

Apr 17 @ 12:44PM  

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