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A GOOD HUSBAND....PRICELESS!!! LMAO!

posted 4/16/2008 10:58:13 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, 'Son.. what happened last night?'
'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.'

Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'

His son replies, 'Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone bitch, I'm married!!'

Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time: PRICELESS !

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itsallforfun

Apr 16 @ 11:04PM  
that is priceless!!
lildevilgirl19

Apr 16 @ 11:06PM  
lol
GSpotGina

Apr 16 @ 11:13PM  
Hilarious!
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 16 @ 11:14PM  
That's me. Not exactly, but pretty dang close. It was the last time I ever got drunk. My wife was nice to me for a good five months after that.
nawtikitty

Apr 16 @ 11:21PM  
Green thingie for you
Scottishtease

Apr 17 @ 7:28AM  
that was great sunshine. :>)
blackskyline4

Apr 17 @ 12:38PM  


i was so not expecting that... so those are the magical words?
smiley92407

Apr 20 @ 12:25PM  
As it should be!

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