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DO NOT EAT CHICKEN!!!!!

posted 4/16/2008 9:29:59 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both
brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth
grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?'
She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'

'Why?' he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!'
'Let me see' he said.
'Okay' and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, 'That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken.'
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said
to the little girl, 'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers
down there too!' She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her!

She said 'Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!

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1txsteer

Apr 16 @ 9:33PM  
Now THAT was good!!!
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 16 @ 9:37PM  
NightOfOld

Apr 16 @ 9:38PM  

needsomenow789

Apr 16 @ 9:47PM  
lol, hey great
JackOften

Apr 16 @ 9:55PM  
Dont look now, but I think needsomenow has been eatin to much chicken
Wordsofwit

Apr 16 @ 10:03PM  
I like that!
secretpassions

Apr 16 @ 10:03PM  
itsallforfun

Apr 16 @ 10:10PM  
that was cute!!
Scottishtease

Apr 16 @ 10:11PM  
you are so funny sunshine, that was awesome dude
Sunshine79

Apr 16 @ 10:14PM  
Dont look now, but I think needsomenow has been eatin to much chicken

LMAO!! I think we can all SEE that!!
soft_touch938

Apr 16 @ 10:15PM  
That's funny!
StraddleMyNose

Apr 16 @ 10:24PM  
lol...Too funny!
blackskyline4

Apr 17 @ 12:36PM  
i've seen this conversation before... thats why they started teaching sex ed at like the 3rd grade
sugarnspice005

Apr 17 @ 12:57PM  
OMG!!!!!! I didn't see that punchline coming!

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