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posted 4/16/2008 3:00:37 PM |
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  patrick2369

A wonderful sweet loving wife wanted to do something special for her hubby.
So she bought some wine, lite some candles and placed a fur rug in front of the fire place. when she heard the garage door open she quickly stripped down and laid out for him.
Her hubby called out, Honey I'm home, as he searched to see his sexy wife.
She replied, I'm down here.
He looked down, and shouted I almost fell into the same hole you did.

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slohand_47

Apr 16 @ 3:06PM  
I don't get it..........

Which probably explains why I didn't get it very often when I was married either.
NachoBaby

Apr 16 @ 3:32PM  
Yeah I guess I'm slow too... wanna draw me a picture?
sugarnspice005

Apr 16 @ 3:39PM  
Ok..I'm gonna go out on a limb here...(and I'm not even a squirrel.. )

Here's the scenario:

So she bought some wine, lite some candles and placed a fur rug in front of the fire place.

Lights turned off....dark in the room except for the glow from the lit candles and the fire in the fireplace.

she quickly stripped down and laid out for him.

dark colored fur rug, lights off, only dim light from candles and fireplace...maybe she laid out spread eagle

She replied, I'm down here.
He looked down, and shouted I almost fell into the same hole you did.

He looks around, then down at the "hole" on the floor..............

get it yet?
NachoBaby

Apr 16 @ 3:44PM  
Ummm nope still not clangin any balls.
sugarnspice005

Apr 16 @ 3:45PM  
patrick2369

Apr 16 @ 3:47PM  
OH well. some will get it I hope.
Sugarnspice got it.
JackOften

Apr 16 @ 4:18PM  
Now wait...Just hold on people. Its not hard to understand.... uummm I just lost my train of thought.... maybe these meds are starting work sorry, I dont get it either. At leaste not right this minute I dont but thats ok, I was born blonde.
zaralyon

Apr 16 @ 4:26PM  
I dont' get it either, but then again my meds aren't working today either.
fantasyfactory

Apr 16 @ 4:43PM  
I got it, SS is right. All he could see is the "hole" on the floor in front of the fireplace. The joke would imply she had a very large vagina. Humor is in the ears of the beholder.
Wordsofwit

Apr 16 @ 4:50PM  
Yeah what they say. If you tell that joke to friends at parties and stuff, has anyone ever laughed?
NachoBaby

Apr 16 @ 5:16PM  
Oh ... Gawd.. is that what it's all about? geeeze..
1txsteer

Apr 16 @ 9:30PM  
Sorry, but I think Wordsofwit nailed that one.

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