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How To Use an ATM.....

posted 4/16/2008 8:41:13 AM |
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The following are Gender-biased procedures...Please chose your appropriate gender prior to following any instructions.....

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.


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FEMALE
PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the
machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on
to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside
back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of
checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2
feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.



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fantasyfactory

Apr 16 @ 8:48AM  
Do you own a flame suit and helmet? Want to borrow one?
itsallforfun

Apr 16 @ 9:09AM  
Ok this was funny....I dont ever have this problem but it was funny...I would be the irate female driver behind someone doing this crap...
loveableone

Apr 16 @ 9:13AM  
Sooo.... .picking one that suites me, does that mean I am MALE???
casuallylooking

Apr 16 @ 10:16AM  
When I was born, my Mom wanted me to be a boy...Guess I am a male after all if this is how it is determined.....

Do you own a flame suit and helmet? Want to borrow one?
that was hilarious.....lmao @ fantasy...
sugarnspice005

Apr 16 @ 10:56AM  
*pulls out flame thrower and aims at straightup*

oh what the hell.....gotta laugh at it.


That was funny. Although I've never had all those problems with an ATM..I just pull up, use my card, get my cash, or make my deposit, and leave. Whole process takes about 2 minutes probably.
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 16 @ 11:46AM  
So that's why "they" take so long. Do one of them for shower taking and getting ready to go somewhere.

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