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posted 4/16/2008 7:40:01 AM |
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  Sunshine79

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1. So many men, so few who can afford me.
2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just
can't remember it all.
5. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
7. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
10. Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
11. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
12. I'm out of estrogen-and I have a gun.
13. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
14. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
15. I hate everybody...and you're next.
16. And your point is...?
17. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
19. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
20. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
21. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
22. All stressed out and no one to choke.
23. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
24. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
25. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
26. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
27. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

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Scottishtease

Apr 16 @ 7:48AM  
10. Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
Well, in honor of my children, "especially when she is cooking hamburgers & forgets about them while watching tv"chuckle...good blog dear
itsallforfun

Apr 16 @ 7:56AM  
Loved this one Sunshine leaving you a cookie!!
Wordsofwit

Apr 16 @ 8:24AM  
...If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy...

My fav.
slohand_47

Apr 16 @ 8:40AM  
Not just for women.

Be QUIET voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

I used to be schizophrenic
but we're better now

ThePurpleProphet

Apr 16 @ 8:42AM  


Your jokes are a cute as you are.
fantasyfactory

Apr 16 @ 9:18AM  
Always liked: Warning! I go from zero to bitch in 1.2 seconds!
beefygoblin

Apr 16 @ 10:17AM  
you forogot the most important one!!!!!!
casuallylooking

Apr 16 @ 10:23AM  
Some of these are really good Sunshine...I also like..

I have enough of my own attitude, I don't need yours.
I can go from sweetheart to total bitch quicker than you can blink..
themama

Apr 16 @ 10:31AM  


FF.. yep I have one almost like that one but mine reads.....
Caution
I can go from zero
to bitch in 3.8 sec...
My daddy got it for me at mopar nationals.....

Other one I have is...

Kiss me if you dare....
I'm Irish so I bite.....

NachoBaby

Apr 16 @ 10:38AM  
28. I go from zero to bitch in .25 seconds.

29. If you can read this, my face is up (arrow pointing) here!
sugarnspice005

Apr 16 @ 11:29AM  
I want #3!
blackskyline4

Apr 17 @ 12:34PM  
28. I am super Bitch... i just left the tights at home
29. Even if things are larger in texas... your still not big enough for me
30. which credit card of yours do i get to max out?
31. If i was running through your dreams all night, why are you still chasing me?
32. what was your name... So i get something right on the restraining order...
33. i hear voices... and they don't like you
34. I wanted a pony... and your not it
35. Where is my knight in shinning armor? i found the stead on my own

nawtikitty

Apr 17 @ 1:16PM  
YOU!!!.........off my planet!!!

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