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In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"

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Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.Treasury.

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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

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Coca-Cola was originally green.

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)

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The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

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The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

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Q: Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A: Their birthplace

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Q: Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

A: Obsession

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Q: If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

A: One thousand

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Q: What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

A: All were invented by women.

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Q: What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A: Honey

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Q: Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?

A: Father's Day

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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."

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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."

It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"

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Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

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~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~

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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

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Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

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2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

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3 You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

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4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

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BABYDOLL666

Apr 15 @ 7:03PM  
CONTINUED RAN OUT OF SPACE FOUND UNOPENED EMAIL HENCE THE 2007 PART

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

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6 You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

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7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

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8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the firs t 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

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10. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

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11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

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12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

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13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

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14.You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

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15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

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AND NOW U R LAUGHING AT YOURSELF!!!

itsallforfun

Apr 15 @ 7:06PM  
very true!!!!
beefygoblin

Apr 15 @ 7:10PM  
Can we please keep these things to the subject of sex...for instance...ummm wanna fuck? I got the cow milking device.... say moo.

Sorry folks inside joke between the two of us...if she remembers it.
Sunshine79

Apr 15 @ 7:12PM  
I instead licked my dogs elbow.....Now I got hair on my tongue.
girlcountry

Apr 15 @ 7:13PM  
BABYDOLL666

Apr 15 @ 7:14PM  
yes beefy i do remember
BABYDOLL666

Apr 15 @ 7:15PM  
hands sunshine a tooth brush hope it help
lunanegra

Apr 15 @ 7:47PM  
6 You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

Guilty
sugarnspice005

Apr 15 @ 8:08PM  
I got this in an email a while back...laughed my ass off then...just like I'm laughing my ass off now......



pssssssssst!! I didn't try licking my elbow.............this time!
BABYDOLL666

Apr 15 @ 8:09PM  
Dayum sug sis was hopping u would
beefygoblin

Apr 15 @ 9:00PM  
I tried...not even close...and I have a tongue thrust.... its so large that I had to have spikes in my mouth for years in order to prevent me from knocking my own teeth out (in highschool I just told girls I did it myself...and dressed goth).

So I'm afraid this might be true...but them maybe I just have long arms.

I can think of things I'd rather be licking...any takers...moo?


sugarnspice005

Apr 15 @ 9:06PM  
Dayum sug sis was hopping u would

Nah Sis....took too long to untangle myself from that last attempt.
cottoncandydragon

Apr 15 @ 10:46PM  
I can lick my elbow and so can my niede. go figure!
NachoBaby

Apr 15 @ 10:47PM  
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

If all four legs are in the air, you're probably in Wyoming and he's a cowboy.
Looking4ever

Apr 16 @ 12:07AM  
Q: Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A: Their birthplace

I knew I was part of the other 50%...approximately 556 miles, according to Mapquest.
themama

Apr 16 @ 12:19AM  
thank you for the great laugh..
And no I didn't try to like my elbow..
I have read alot of these before.. But they are so funny and true...
StraddleMyNose

Apr 16 @ 12:52AM  

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