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Investments Gone BAD!

posted 4/15/2008 5:11:26 PM |
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  Sunshine79

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago
You would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
All of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is
To drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg.

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Scottishtease

Apr 15 @ 6:05PM  
Yeah!!!, let me go get another keg of Dos Equis!!! thanks sunshine :>)
tassie1

Apr 15 @ 6:16PM  
sounds like the best investment I've heard yet
itsallforfun

Apr 15 @ 6:26PM  
Damn that means since I have been off work I could have made a pretty penny this past month...
sugarnspice005

Apr 15 @ 6:35PM  
*hiccup* Really?
DesertSmile

Apr 15 @ 8:05PM  
Oh god..let's not talk about investments and retirement plans going up in a puff of smoke. Maybe I should have listened to hubby when he said "more Bud please"

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