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posted 4/15/2008 11:28:59 AM |
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  Sunshine79

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling the AAA is not an option. I will win.


Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink a couple of beers, as a form of holy communion.


Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem.


Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing.


Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.


Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole program looking for it...though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator...(applies to engineers mainly).


Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, hunting, sex, cars, sex, tractors, sex, fishing, sex, sports or sex. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.


Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay; I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too.


Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the film. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't...and if you are feeling amorous afterwards...then I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others.


Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?


Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2008, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest.... like wandering around in the garden with a beer, wondering what to do.


This has been a public service message for women to better understand men.

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sugarnspice005

Apr 15 @ 11:34AM  
cute!
biggen974

Apr 15 @ 11:39AM  
hey hey hey...now i must say that I do all the house work and I fix my cars. Stereotypes usually work but not in this case! Nice blog!
patrick2369

Apr 15 @ 11:40AM  
if the shoe fits wear it...
themama

Apr 15 @ 11:53AM  
Just to cute....
jcarolina

Apr 15 @ 12:12PM  
Because I'm a smart man, I will support Sunshine's blog.








kozmik_wave

Apr 15 @ 12:45PM  
because i'm an individual with unique qualities and a mind of my own, i will chock this up as another feeble attempt to categorize and marginalize the male gender of the human race once again.

tassie1

Apr 15 @ 6:15PM  
because i'm a man ,we know why women have shorter feet.

so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink .
blackskyline4

Apr 16 @ 12:01AM  
Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing.

Tofu... its not meat, why buy it... if its not something i can drink... why buy it... and it sold in blocks... yet i can't build with it... why have it


Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole program looking for it...though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator...(applies to engineers mainly).

Its not just having the remote... its knowing that if things get boring i have the ability to change the channel when ever the fuck i feel like it just because i had the whim

Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, hunting, sex, cars, sex, tractors, sex, fishing, sex, sports or sex. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.

Stop asking me what i'm thinking while driving... stop asking me while i'm watching tv... and stop asking me while in the bathroom... most of the time i'm either not thinking, or thinking of those things... by asking me what i'm thinking i have to actually think about something to say to make it seem like there is more going on in there then u assume

Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
you put on clothes to go out... which is fine... unless we are going some place i think is special... i don't give a flying fuck what ur wearing as long as it doesn't bring attention to you causing me to throw down with the guy in walmart i caught looking down your shirt, whistling and was following us through the the past 4 isles trying to get a better look at you
borty293

Apr 16 @ 3:39AM  
Sunshine...does my bum look fat in these panties...
nawtikitty

Apr 18 @ 9:28AM  
Turn around Borty and I'll let you know

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