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A Tuesday morning chuckle

posted 4/15/2008 9:04:06 AM |
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I got this from my sister this morning...I got a chuckle out of it..hope you do too.

Watch What You Say

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item pays the $500 and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Friday at Noon.
Closed coffin.

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Apr 15 @ 9:09AM  
hahahahahaha Gotta know when to shut up!!!

Apr 15 @ 9:09AM  
Good one!!!

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Apr 15 @ 9:11AM  
Some thoughts that appear in your head should never pass your lips.

Apr 15 @ 9:51AM  
Well, God damn......

Apr 15 @ 10:37AM  

Apr 15 @ 10:43AM  
Damn it! That is one of the jokes among the 40 I am posting. That's okay, it has been posted on the Web more times than the Paris Hilton blow job.

Apr 15 @ 4:18PM  
ooh he is so cock blocked!

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A Tuesday morning chuckle