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Top 10 things NOT to say in Victoria's Secret!! LMAO!

posted 4/15/2008 8:25:39 AM |
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  Sunshine79

- The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!

- No Thanks. Just sniffing.

- I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

- Mom will love this.

- Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboy Logo on it?

- No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.

- Will you model this for me???

- Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!

- 45 bucks?? You're gonna end up NAKED anyways!!

- Can you model this for me?






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Wordsofwit

Apr 15 @ 8:36AM  
One of the forthcoming geriatric jokes I'll be posting in a few days involves Victoria's Secret. This pretty good! Kudo.
sport

Apr 15 @ 8:37AM  
Wanna drive the sales girls mad at Victorias? Walk in and fondle a table of panties VERY inappropriately while staring at them and the customers and then walk out without saying a word...I watched a friend do this in college and it was the funniest thing I've ever seen and the sales girls didn't say anything b/c they are trained to be polite and helpful and didn't want to blow a sale incase he was there to buy for his girlfriend. As long as you aren't too lewd or try to masturbate in the store, it doesn't seem they will throw you out!
fantasyfactory

Apr 15 @ 8:53AM  
How about....Hey this one already has skid marks!
patrick2369

Apr 15 @ 8:55AM  
wait a minute, what's the problem with saying those thins in VS?
I'm a man, this is america.
max49

Apr 15 @ 8:59AM  
Xien607

Apr 15 @ 9:08AM  

A Kudo for you Sunshine !
burdinep

Apr 15 @ 11:21AM  
thanks for posting...I actually have an uncle that tried the "would you model this for me".
Poor guy got slapped so hard we thought he would never recover.lol
You have an awesome day...kudos for a great post
themama

Apr 15 @ 12:06PM  
blackskyline4

Apr 15 @ 11:52PM  
- Hmm that color looked better on the other girl

- i like this thong... will you try it on for me?

- Did anybody see who tried this one on... theres skids on it

- why is the line for the middle stall so long...

- if your wearing this to bed... why is there so much?

- Mom has one just like that

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Top 10 things NOT to say in Victoria's Secret!! LMAO!