>>
>>Minnesota Fishing Genie
>>
>>Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar.
>>Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.
>>
>>"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into
>>his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
>>
>>"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his
>>hands. "Vhere dit yew git dat monster??"
>>
>>"Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from me Genie."
>>
>>"You haff a genie in yor tackle pox?" Sven asked.
>>
>>"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle pox," says Olaf.
>>
>>"Could I see him?"
>>
>>So Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the genie.
>>
>>Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of
>>your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"
>>
>>"Yes, I will," says the genie.
>>
>>So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears
>>back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his
>>million bucks. Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled with the sound
>>of a million ducks...flying overhead.
>>
>>Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf. "Yumpin'
>>Yimminy I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
>>
>>Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da genie is hart of
>>hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"
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Subject: Underwear
FROM THE NORTHWEST FLORIDA DAILY NEWS COME THIS STORY ABOUT A COUPLE
WHO DROVE THEIR CAR TO A WAL-MART STORE IN CRESTVIEW, FLA., ONLY TO HAVE IT
BREAK DOWN AS THEY WERE PULLING INTO THE PARKING LOT.
THE MAN TOLD HIS WIFE TO GO AHEAD AND SHOP; HE WOULD REPAIR THE CAR WHILE
SHE WAS IN WAL-MART.
AFTER A LONG PERIOD OF TIME THE WIFE RETURNED TO FIND A LARGE CROWD STANDING
AROUND. ON CLOSER INSPECTION, SHE SAW A PAIR OF MALE LEGS PROTRUDING FROM
UNDER THE CAR CHASSIS. ALTHOUGH THE MAN WAS IN SHORT PANTS, HIS LACK OF
UNDERPANTS HAD TURNED HIS PRIVATE PARTS INTO A GLARING PUBLIC VIEW.
UNABLE TO STAND THE EMBARRASSMENT, SHE DUTIFULLY STEPPED FORWARD AND
QUICKLY PUT HER HAND UP HIS SHORTS AND TUCKED EVERYTHING IN PLACE.
REGAINING HER FEET SHE LOOKED ACROSS THE HOOD OF THE CAR ONLY TO FIND HER
HUSBAND STARING RIGHT BACK AT HER WHILE HE WAS STANDING IDLY BY.
THE MECHANIC, HOWEVER, HAD TO HAVE EIGHT STITCHES PUT IN HIS FOREHEAD.
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