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posted 4/14/2008 9:28:08 PM |
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While waiting for my panties to dry, I usually read comic books. In the back section I noticed an add for xray glasses, so I sent away for them out of curiosity. They arrived about two weeks later and I quickly opened the box and tried them on.
Much to my surprize, I could see right through the cats tinfoil panties. I quickly mounted my bike and headed for the grocery store. I was going so fast I almost lost my tinfoil hat to the wind and was praying that my extension cords for the christmas lights on my hat didn't get all tangled in the bushes.
When I arrived, I immediately put on my xray glasses and much to my astonishment saw the whole grocery store patrons completely in the nude.
My last thoughts while passing out were gawd...these people need some exercise
to be continued ...Professor Pan.T.Borty

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Apr 14 @ 9:32PM  
Good one.

Apr 14 @ 9:35PM  
OMG! The best laugh I had in a while!

Apr 14 @ 9:36PM  
Btw, here's a kudo for the laugh!

Apr 14 @ 9:38PM  
no way? those things actually work? Ok I'm off to buy a comic book. The pair I got back in the day were broken obviously.

Apr 14 @ 9:50PM  
One of the many lies my dad must've told me to protect me. He said them things didn't work.

Apr 14 @ 9:54PM  
You forgot to pick up my tampons again didnt you???!

Apr 14 @ 10:00PM  
@ Ash's comment...


Apr 14 @ 10:16PM  
<-----I'll never never never tell you where I shop...

Apr 14 @ 10:16PM  

between Prof. Borty and Ash I"m dying here

Apr 14 @ 10:18PM  

I'm with softy!!!

Apr 14 @ 11:56PM  
True story:

Not too long ago there were several companies that rigged cheap "night vision" modes into the consumer-market DVR cameras as a selling point to the people that just have to get the latest doohickey.

With those cameras, if you were lucky enough to get one, something interesting happened if you used the "night vision" setting in broad daylight...

As you techies out there know "night vision" works by picking up on UV rays and converting them to light that's visible to the human eye. But in daytime there are a lot more UV rays bouncing off everything than at night. And one unique feature to the UV light ray is that it has the tendency to bounce right through thin objects.

That's right...turning the "night vision" feature on during the daytime made clothing become transparent.

Apr 14 @ 11:56PM  
Sorry Ash....I'm feeling kinda dizzy right now...I'll go back without the glasses this time.

Apr 15 @ 12:30AM  
Borty, thanks for making me laugh...again!

Dom, thanks for scaring me...again!

Apr 15 @ 2:15AM  
holy shit dat was funny

Apr 15 @ 10:36AM  
@ the whole thing!
Too funny!
Borty you must have some really long extension cords!

Apr 16 @ 12:19PM  

Apr 16 @ 12:23PM  
ummm....not sure I'd want to buy those Xray glasses then.

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