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posted 4/14/2008 12:55:56 PM |
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Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are

always there'
'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live today'
How quickly the years pass!

Tips for the ladies in year 2008

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here...

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing, and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!

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patrick2369

Apr 14 @ 1:31PM  
Good One Straighup
jcarolina

Apr 14 @ 1:46PM  
Good post. I'm thinking someone will take calling Barbie a bitch and run with it though.






canuhelpme258

Apr 14 @ 6:52PM  
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

especially those of us who are perverted!

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