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posted 4/13/2008 2:09:02 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Two side to everything!!

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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.


Female...... Any part under a car's hood.


Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.



2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.


Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.


Male.... Playing football without a cup.



3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.


Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.


Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.



4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.


Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.


Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.



5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.


Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.


Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.



6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.


Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.


Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.



7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.


Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.


Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.



8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.


Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.


Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.




AND;

He said .... . I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it.

She said ..........You wear pants don't you?
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He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said .......That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
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He said ......... .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said ..............Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
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He said . .................. Why don't women blink during foreplay?

She said . ..............They don't have time
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He said .......
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

She said...... . We don't know; it has never happened.

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He said . .
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?

She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.

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She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?

He said . . A widow.

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He said . .. .
Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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Comments:

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MsHelle

Apr 13 @ 2:28PM  
truer words have never been spoken/written

M.
whisperingcomet

Apr 13 @ 2:45PM  
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 13 @ 4:22PM  


And your point is?
beefygoblin

Apr 13 @ 4:48PM  
Single men work out to attract women, married men work out to get away from women. So whenever you see a bunch of guys standing around at a gym, one of two things are happening...either they are all married or....


Just a little useless insight for you all.

Ladies don't hit on men standing together at a gym...its pointless.
coltsfootball

Apr 13 @ 7:34PM  
I was told that was how it was supposed to be
blackskyline4

Apr 13 @ 10:08PM  
Feelings a state of mind

Female... they have more of these then shoes

Male... like ugly girlfriends and porn when married. the best kept secrets they will ever have


Lifetime channel ...
Female..... The best place to watch other woman let loose those things called feelings.

Male...... the worst form of tourture... or the second best way to fall asleep without drugs



She said ... "why don't we stop for directions"

He said... "because i know where i'm going and if you could shut up i can figure it out faster"

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She said ... "we never go out dancing anymore"

He said... "we never have sex anymore"

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He said ... "Can i get a corvette"

She said ... "why wouldn't it be cheaper to pull ur pants down at walmart to announce you have a small penis"

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She said... " Honey does this dress make me look fat?"

He said ... " No its your fat that makes you look fat"
" No wait that came out wrong... it makes you look like... nvm i'm going out for a while... u can take the credit card"

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He said ... "what do you want for christmas this year"

She said... " A divorce"

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