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How Do You Feel About Sex??

posted 4/12/2008 10:17:31 AM |
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  Sunshine79

In a small town, an elderly couple had been dating each other for a long time.

At the urging of their friends, they decided it was finally time for marriage.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.

"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say... I would like it infrequently."

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and casually asked ............
"Is that one word or two?"

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Xien607

Apr 12 @ 10:22AM  
Very Funny
canuhelpme258

Apr 12 @ 10:24AM  
Wordsofwit

Apr 12 @ 11:22AM  
Great joke. Greenie 4 U
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 12 @ 1:13PM  


Can't have any misunderstandings.
SxzeNewMe

Apr 12 @ 1:28PM  
Cute!
wtxman

Apr 12 @ 1:54PM  
GSpotGina

Apr 12 @ 2:40PM  
sweet!
themama

Apr 12 @ 2:45PM  
fantasyfactory

Apr 12 @ 5:00PM  
Good one!
blackskyline4

Apr 13 @ 10:13PM  
those old people and their free viagra... i'm glad my taxes go to keep old people harder then chiense algerbra

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