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Sign Language!!??!!

posted 4/11/2008 6:00:54 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on penis one time."
"If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis....fifty times."

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BKB1972

Apr 11 @ 6:09PM  
Knew I could count on you to make me laugh so hard, I almost shit my pants...
GSpotGina

Apr 11 @ 6:20PM  
LOL Smart guy
jcarolina

Apr 11 @ 6:27PM  
50 times?


Say, I kinda like the language your pic is communicating, Sunshine.

THAT'S sign language!
bandengor

Apr 11 @ 6:38PM  
50?
I don't even need that long.
GSpotGina

Apr 11 @ 6:41PM  
Only 20 fast yanks? Now that's a quickie!
blackskyline4

Apr 11 @ 7:00PM  
wow ... 50 times... she may jank something off...
saxman2005

Apr 11 @ 7:31PM  
Wordsofwit

Apr 11 @ 7:50PM  
Pretty good!
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 11 @ 7:51PM  


Although fifty times seems redundant.

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Sign Language!!??!!