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I Need A Life! posted 4/11/2008 5:42:59 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: singing, song, life   Zaftik Uh huh....you're thinking that I'm being dramatic aren't you?....well I'm NOT!!! What have I done today?...lots of stuff but one of the highlights was making up ........ Drum roll..............The Potty Song!!! (the crowd roars or moans depends on the crowd) Yep...sad isn't it.....I know you want to hear this (YES you DO!!)..... But, why did I make it up?, you ask (yes you did)..... to entertain the 2 year olds...they love it! ...the 4 year olds helped add the second verse, cause it's all about them...really...... so with out further delay, here it is ......... THE POTTY SONG (tune: Farmer in the Dell ---always stick with the classics) P-O-T-T-Y P-O-T-T-Y That spells potty P-O-T-T-Y (you can sing this any number of times...we did) Big girls use the potty Big girls use the potty P-O-T-T-Y Big girls use the potty (feel free to change this to Big Boys, we do not discriminate) So there you have it. It is sure to be a runaway hit with the preschool crowd. Sigh....I need a life. (further proof that I need a life..as if we need it....I bothered to post this ) Love, LAUGHTER, Peace and Blessing y'all! Z Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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jcarolina	Apr 11 @ 6:01PM
	Potty pretty describes my life as of late. It got flushed and I can't seem to eat enough to produce another one.
bandengor	Apr 11 @ 6:07PM
	You need a life? You can have mine....I'm not using it
DarkKnightWalking	Apr 11 @ 6:09PM
	Do they have those on ebay.....?
Zaftik	Apr 11 @ 6:18PM
	J...so sorry to hear that...hmmm...maybe we can start over .....I'm moving to the sunshine... B...hmmmm....doesn't your life include kids and a strange cat?...cats are okay but I see kids at work... if I had to see that at home I might lose my mind...but thanks for the offer DKW...nope they don't sell those on ebay...I looked Oh...there was that one guy in Australia selling his but dang it was expensive!
NachoBaby	Apr 11 @ 6:36PM
	In my house the potty song is the Beastie Boys.. you gotta fight.. for your right.. to poooooooootay!
canuhelpme258	Apr 11 @ 8:38PM
	can you fix lawn mowers? I need some work done... just askin.....
Zaftik	Apr 11 @ 10:51PM
	Nacho....great song but those kids are very literal It would get really ugly! Canu.....uh...sure...I can fix a lawnmower (as if I've ever mowed a lawn)...just send it up here...I have lots of duct tape