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posted 4/10/2008 9:13:39 PM |
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  BlueEyes708

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying,

"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband' thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof!

the husband became 92 years old.



The moral of this story:

Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember

fairies are female.








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NachoBaby

Apr 10 @ 9:19PM  
Das' right man.
manwithoutahorse

Apr 10 @ 9:38PM  
Good one. A lesson we all should remember. Appreciate, appreciate, appreciate. "If momma aint happy, ain't no one happy"
lunanegra

Apr 10 @ 9:42PM  


But I thought faeries were sexless,or are those angels? They both have wings,lol
Scottishtease

Apr 10 @ 9:54PM  
Very nice Blue eyes chuckle. :>)
StraddleMyNose

Apr 10 @ 9:55PM  
NightOfOld

Apr 10 @ 10:02PM  

Not all fairies are women.
fantasyfactory

Apr 10 @ 10:07PM  
I understand the moral to the story....but think about it.....who's the looser here? Have fun trying to get up that 92 year old peter on that cruise honey!
swyeter

Apr 10 @ 11:14PM  
Dat’s why I only wish on a lamp with a male genie.
borachone

Apr 11 @ 12:23AM  
Obviously you've never been to fire Island or San Francisco or you would know that not ALL faries are female
DarkKnightWalking

Apr 11 @ 2:21AM  
*Snicker* I would have asked that MY wife be 30 years younger....
Already having her trained and all......
canuhelpme258

Apr 11 @ 2:32AM  
Go to bed crazy people its late!

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