A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying,
"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband' thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof!
the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember
fairies are female.
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NachoBaby

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Apr 10 @ 9:19PM
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Das' right man.
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manwithoutahorse


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Apr 10 @ 9:38PM
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Good one. A lesson we all should remember. Appreciate, appreciate, appreciate. "If momma aint happy, ain't no one happy"
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lunanegra

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Apr 10 @ 9:42PM
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But I thought faeries were sexless,or are those angels? They both have wings,lol
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Scottishtease

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Apr 10 @ 9:54PM
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Very nice Blue eyes chuckle. :>)
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StraddleMyNose

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Apr 10 @ 9:55PM
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NightOfOld

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Apr 10 @ 10:02PM
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Not all fairies are women.
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fantasyfactory

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Apr 10 @ 10:07PM
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I understand the moral to the story....but think about it.....who's the looser here? Have fun trying to get up that 92 year old peter on that cruise honey!
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swyeter

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Apr 10 @ 11:14PM
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Dat’s why I only wish on a lamp with a male genie.
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borachone

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Apr 11 @ 12:23AM
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Obviously you've never been to fire Island or San Francisco or you would know that not ALL faries are female
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DarkKnightWalking

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Apr 11 @ 2:21AM
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*Snicker* I would have asked that MY wife be 30 years younger.... Already having her trained and all......
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canuhelpme258

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Apr 11 @ 2:32AM
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Go to bed crazy people its late!
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