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You've all probably heard Don McLean's American Pie before, so I hope you can enjoy cutecarrie's AMD Pie even half as much as this masterpiece. The two sync together pretty well. Enjoy

A long, long time ago….
I can still remember
How the wanna fucks used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance,
That I could make them strip their pants
And, maybe, they’d be horny for a while.

But all the drama made me shiver
With every blog war they’d deliver
Bad news and we all wept
We always took a misstep

I can’t remember if I pried
When I read about each hurtful snide
But something took us by surprise
The day that Pervia died.

So bye-bye, lovely AMD pie
Then the bevy formed a levee
But the levee asked why
And them good ole times were funny, frisky and fly
Singin, “I hope we never say goodbye.”
“I hope we never say goodbye.”

Did you write the blog of love,
And do you question the God above,
If a topic asks you to?
Do you believe in fuckin skull,
Can comments take their vicious toll,
And can you teach me how to hit real low?

Well, I know that you’re in love with Kim
Cause I hear about you licking rim,
You both sure love taboos,
Man I dig those nasty ole views.

I was a measly teenage bloggin schmuck
Who loved quotation, was an awkward duck
But I knew it would really suck
The day that Pervia died.

I started singing,
“Bye-bye, lovely AMD pie,
Then the bevy formed a levee
But the levee asked why
And them good ole times were funny, frisky and fly
Singin, “I hope we never say goodbye.”
“I hope we never say goodbye.”

Now for two years we’ve been on our own,
And no one sits on the Pervey throne,
But that’s not how it used to be.
When the masses played with the king and queen
We all knew who frolicked in the scene
And the guys and girls would screech with glee.

Oh, and since the girls all talked around,
The king sure earned his thorny crown.
Before trolls were concerned,
No hatred was discerned.
And while Nomi made her Sxze mark,
Back before someone could remark
We sighed to see each coming shark
The day that Pervia died

We were singing,
“Bye-bye, lovely AMD pie,
Then the bevy formed a levee
But the levee asked why
And them good ole times were funny, frisky and fly
Singin, “I hope we never say goodbye.”
“I hope we never say goodbye.”

Helter-Skelter in a sexy swelter,
The cure is in our cellar’s shelter
Let’s hope and pray they cure us fast.
How Canu possess so much class,
While looking out for each lovely lass,
Now with Sunny in the bedroom, can he last?

Now the blogging page was ripe with poon
While the members played like in Cancun,
We all got up to dance,
Oh, and we really had romance!
Then don’t pee on me was once appealed
Long before that screenname was sealed
Do you recall what was revealed
The day that Pervia died?

We started singing
“Bye-bye, lovely AMD pie,
Then the bevy formed a levee
But the levee asked why
And them good ole times were funny, frisky and fly
Singin, “I hope we never say goodbye.”
“I hope we never say goodbye.”

Oh, and there we were all in this place,
Three generations in odd embrace
With lots of feeling left to mend.
So come on: bees be simple, bees lets clique,
Bees jump like on a pogo stick
Cause pouncing is the trolls only friend.

Oh, and as he wrote to the front page,
We read him just like he’s a sage
No wonder he’s so swell
As would his Giggle tell
But as the games fell off into a blight
To smite the community’s right
I saw people cringing with deep spite
The day that Pervia died

We were singing
“Bye-bye, lovely AMD pie,
Then the bevy formed a levee
But the levee asked why
And them good ole times were funny, frisky and fly
Singin, “I hope we never say goodbye.”
“I hope we never say goodbye.”

I met a girl who sang the blues
And I tried to bring her happy news
But she just cried some and stayed that way
We stayed each night till after four
Where we grew real close and formed rapport
And at last one day her sorrows blew away.

And with my sweets; my smile beamed,
The “studs” aside, so great it seemed.
But not a word was spoken,
Then fun would soon be broken
And then some pervs I loved the most
The father, One and the fighting host
They all left without one last post.
The day that Pervia died

And they were singing
“Bye-bye, lovely AMD pie,
Then the bevy formed a levee
But the levee asked why
And them good ole times were funny, frisky and fly
Singin, “I hope we never say goodbye.”
“I hope we never say goodbye.”

They were singing
“Bye-bye, lovely AMD pie,
Then the bevy formed a levee
But the levee asked why
And them good ole times were funny, frisky and fly
Singin, “I hope we never say goodbye.”

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saramatsuura

Apr 10 @ 7:15PM  
made me horny
canuhelpme258

Apr 10 @ 7:17PM  
Best parody song ever written on here you get a kudo a day on this for some time from me....


Take heart my cute lil friend.... although people fight daily to spill blood in the streets... blood for someone to come wash away while we all sleep...

Some people are mixing the mortar by hand... building Pervia back sun baked brick by brick...

It will live again!
lunanegra

Apr 10 @ 7:18PM  
Bravo! *whistles* *claps*
canuhelpme258

Apr 10 @ 7:23PM  
Now with Sunny in the bedroom, can he last?

Like a good cowboy... she gets a full 6 seconds!
paulywalnuts

Apr 10 @ 7:27PM  


Freakin Outstanding............WOW
BKB1972

Apr 10 @ 7:29PM  
Carrie....THAT was outstanding!!
You get a greenie from me too!
(read it then loaded the vid & read along to the tune)
RedShien

Apr 10 @ 7:37PM  
Kudo to you
whisperingcomet

Apr 10 @ 7:38PM  
Thumbs up
NachoBaby

Apr 10 @ 7:39PM  
I miss Big D and the Dubble Atches. I miss Pervia..

That's a really good song Carrie... wanna cookie?
SxzeNewMe

Apr 10 @ 8:13PM  
Damn, Carrie...that was awesome! Got me all nostalgic and misty...I do miss the good old days...
cutecarrie6969

Apr 10 @ 8:13PM  
Thanks everyone ....I'm really glad ya'll like it
GSpotGina

Apr 10 @ 8:16PM  
That was great, Carrie.
aslag

Apr 10 @ 8:29PM  
Bloody brilliant!!!
mrknowuwell

Apr 10 @ 9:10PM  
almost as good as Weird Al

aftershox

Apr 10 @ 9:13PM  
Bravo! And a kudo!

I can hear it..Wouldn;t it be better of someone actually sang it and recorded it?
cutecarrie6969

Apr 10 @ 9:20PM  
almost as good as Weird Al

That was....aswesome ....now I feel inadequate ....lol
mrknowuwell

Apr 10 @ 9:25PM  
dont worry.....u could have been carrie fisher
manwithoutahorse

Apr 10 @ 9:31PM  
Wonderful!!!!!!
mrknowuwell

Apr 10 @ 9:36PM  
but waaaaaaaaaaay better than MADONNA
needsomenow83

Apr 10 @ 9:42PM  
I told you, it'd work. FANTASTIC !!!!!!!

People at my job laugh at my song jokes, because I can parody the words at the drop of a hat. it is indeed an art. great job !!!!!

needsomenow83

Apr 10 @ 9:43PM  
... and I can sing,too, so that makes it that much funnier
mrknowuwell

Apr 10 @ 9:50PM  
i kin sing............got ear plugs
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 10 @ 9:58PM  



Unfreaking believable, amazing, incredible. Absolutely brilliant.
themama

Apr 11 @ 1:14AM  
Wow that was good... Miss the old days too;

canuhelpme258

Apr 11 @ 1:56AM  
Can't rekudo yet.. but I will saving it just for our blog....
canuhelpme258

Apr 11 @ 2:01AM  
*your* damn still asleep not hitting keys hard enough I need coffee
DarkKnightWalking

Apr 11 @ 5:12AM  
cutecarrie6969

Apr 11 @ 9:22AM  
Wow, 14 green cookies....ya'll trying to make me fat? lol

Thanks again everyone....the comments make the work well worth it
canuhelpme258

Apr 11 @ 3:18PM  
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!

It still won't let me rekudo you!
canuhelpme258

Apr 11 @ 3:43PM  
...besides you spelled my name right....
canuhelpme258

Apr 13 @ 7:46AM  
finally let me rekudo you...

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