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What do you do with your leftovers???

posted 4/10/2008 4:18:25 PM |
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An Australian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe, when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.

The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.

The American snapped his gum and said, "Do you Australian folk eat the Whole bread?"

The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "Of course."

The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants, and sell them to Australia."

The American had a smirk on his face. The Australian listened in silence.

The American persisted. "D'ya eat jam with the bread?"

Sighing, the Australian replied, "Of course."

Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and left-overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Australia."

The Australian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"

The American smiled and said, "Why, of course we do."

The Australian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

"We throw them away, of course." replied the American.

Now it was the Australian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Australia, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States. That's why it's called Wrigley's."

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Apr 10 @ 4:26PM  
I'm down under on that

Apr 10 @ 4:42PM  
I just swallowed my gum....

Apr 10 @ 4:58PM  
I am pretty sure around here they recycle tampons, make them into dental floss and send them to Australia....

Apr 10 @ 4:59PM  

Apr 10 @ 5:09PM  

Apr 10 @ 5:27PM  
Good one Sunshine.....

Thanks for the laugh today....

Apr 10 @ 5:39PM  
I am pretty sure around here they recycle tampons, make them into dental floss and send them to Australia....

No, they sell them to Straddle....

Gawd! I am so glad I quit chewing gum...

Apr 10 @ 5:44PM  
... i may never eat regular gum again...


Apr 10 @ 5:49PM  
No wonder it loses it’s flavor so fast!

Apr 10 @ 5:51PM  
" That gum does have a little wang to it, doesnt it"?

Apr 10 @ 5:56PM  
good one as always sunshine. Tease.

Apr 10 @ 6:22PM  
--- > sticking to mints.

Apr 10 @ 6:56PM  

and a kudo too!

Apr 10 @ 7:04PM  
*spits gum across the room*

Sunny!!!! the Aussies are meanies!

Apr 11 @ 6:09PM  
Very good. I love a good comeback. When I use it I'll just change the names to protect the guilty.

Apr 12 @ 3:42AM  
woo hoo.

being an aussie,I'll go with that.

kudo's babe

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