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posted 4/9/2008 5:17:04 PM |
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  swyeter

While emailing with a friend today I suddenly realized as I get older my short term memory keeps getting shorter.

I shared the following with them and since they got such a chuckle out of it I thought I’d share with the rest of AMD.
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I was so horny the other day I went to solicit a prostitute.
She charged me $50.00 and we got in bed.
Just as I started to get on top she said, “If you wanna go again love that will be another $50.00.

Now I"m thinking I got fucked without getting my dick wet but I am not sure because I don’t remember.
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Writing this I suddenly remembered that I am still horny.
So I was just wondering if any of the ladies on AMD “Wanna Fuck”.
Then again maybe we already did.

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DarkDesires99

Apr 9 @ 5:21PM  
Swyeter I’m so hurt you don’t remember!
nawtikitty

Apr 9 @ 5:26PM  
I'd say it was good but.

Swyeter..Did we have an orgasm?

and if we didn't


CAN WE?



*Well done Swyeter...well done
max49

Apr 9 @ 5:27PM  
LMAO
DarkKnightWalking

Apr 9 @ 5:29PM  
My granny told me that's called "Sometimers."

She also said that there is one good thing about Alzheimers...you can hide your own Easter eggs....


Cute Blog, Bro.
swyeter

Apr 9 @ 5:31PM  
But DD was I good?

nawti, since is seems neither of us remember can we do the first time again.

And max if we did I'm dayum thankful I don't remember.
swyeter

Apr 9 @ 5:32PM  
DK I can also buy my own b-day & Christmas presents and still be surprised when I open them.
NachoBaby

Apr 9 @ 5:55PM  
We already did.. it was good.. you enjoyed it immensely. That's how I remember it anyway.
Zaftik

Apr 9 @ 6:02PM  
You said you'd never forget our time together
Zaftik

Apr 9 @ 6:03PM  
***sniff*** have a greenie...I hear they're good for the memory
rescueremedy

Apr 9 @ 6:29PM  
Hi Swyeter ... I wanna fuck ....again Very cute joke ...kudo
nawtikitty

Apr 9 @ 6:31PM  


Swyeter you're getting LOTS of action hon!! Too bad you don't remember any of it

Did you know you made me cum 5 times?
swyeter

Apr 9 @ 7:13PM  
Nacho I like your version and I'm sticking with, uhhh what was your version again?
swyeter

Apr 9 @ 7:14PM  
Zaftik, do I know you?
swyeter

Apr 9 @ 7:14PM  
RR, how can a man forget a cowgirl
swyeter

Apr 9 @ 7:16PM  
Yeah nawti but just think, you wanna take my cherry?
I must be cherry since I can't ever remember having sex before.
soft_touch938

Apr 9 @ 8:08PM  
Welcome to the CRS club....I'm personally a long standing member.

(that's Can't Remember Shit.... )

I'm pretty sure we 'did it'....I just can't remember when....
nawtikitty

Apr 9 @ 8:26PM  
I just hope it was as good
ynot7769

Apr 9 @ 9:04PM  
we haven't ......nor will we
nawtikitty

Apr 9 @ 9:07PM  
and here I thought you were so open minded Ynot..

swyeter

Apr 9 @ 11:29PM  
Softy - i think we did too and we both enjoyed it. At least that's may story and I'm sticking to it.
swyeter

Apr 9 @ 11:36PM  
ynot - I agree, we haven't and we won't.

But I do vaguely remember us going Troll hunting together once. Only reason I remember that is because I found a ticket here from the Troll Warden where you got ticketed for getting more than the limit. That caused me recall you arguing with him that there shouldn't be a limit on Trolls.
nawtikitty

Apr 9 @ 11:52PM  
Trolling? TROLLING?

I'm talking bout FUCKING..and you're talkin bout TROLLIN?

SWYETER..where in SAM hell did your mind go to?

Now get back over here and finish ...hang on...what were you..

were we..........?


dang....I HATE when that happens!!
SpunkyRed

Apr 10 @ 12:30AM  
Im ready when you are ...Swyeter!!
swyeter

Apr 10 @ 12:37AM  
Talk about having it bad.
I been looking at nawyi's bewbies for the last hour and now I forget why I was looking.
swyeter

Apr 10 @ 12:38AM  
Spunky then what are we waiting for.

Wait a minute, "What are we waiting for"?

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