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Whales - My FAVORITE Joke

posted 4/9/2008 4:42:52 PM |
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I post this once a year for the new folks. I heard it originally from a roadie in the eighties and never saw it on the Web unless I posted it. I still laugh my ass off over it.

Two adolescent whales, a male and a female, were swimming in the Sea of Japan enjoying a nice day and checking out the ships that were passing by. As they approached this one ship, the male shuddered and stopped.
“What’s wrong?” she asked.
“I think I recognize that ship.” Moving closer in confirmed his apprehension. “Yes, I do recognize it. It is a whaling ship. The one that killed my father!”
“Let’s get out of here!!” She shrieked.
“NO! We need to make sure that ship doesn’t kill any more whales!” He stated with emphatic determination.
“How do you propose to do that?” She asked.
“I think if we come up on it in a hurry, inhale as much air as we can, we can dive under it and exhale on one side of it enough to capsize it.” He calculated.
Her courage rising, she agrees and they swim as fast as they can, inhaling as much air as they can muster before they dive. They come under the ship and exhale with all of their might and the ship rolls over and begins to sink as the sailors abandon ship to proceed swimming towards the shore.
“We did it!!” She gleefully exclaims. “Come on, let’s go.”
“We can’t stop now!!!” he yells. “They will just get another ship and kill more whales. Let’s run the surface and gobble them all up.”
She refuses, saying “No, I went along with the blow job, but I am not swallowing the seamen!”

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StraddleMyNose

Apr 9 @ 4:48PM  
I heard this one a few years back. Classic one nevertheless!
canuhelpme258

Apr 9 @ 4:50PM  
It was new to me so I laughed...
nawtikitty

Apr 9 @ 4:59PM  
BKB1972

Apr 9 @ 5:03PM  
story of my life
Xien607

Apr 9 @ 5:04PM  
I like that !

A good Joke
DarkKnightWalking

Apr 9 @ 5:04PM  



DarkDesires99

Apr 9 @ 5:19PM  
Cute!
manwithoutahorse

online now!
Apr 9 @ 5:24PM  
Thanks!
max49

Apr 9 @ 5:25PM  
Now that's funny right there and deserves a kudo.
sugarnspice005

Apr 9 @ 5:34PM  
That was the first time I saw that one.

kudos for a laugh at the end of a yucky day!
canuhelpme258

Apr 9 @ 5:40PM  
Lets cross blogs and put the wales on viagra!
NachoBaby

Apr 9 @ 5:53PM  
I musta missed it last year...
lunanegra

Apr 9 @ 5:58PM  
*snicker* I read it too awhile ago,still funny.
surfin4fun

Apr 9 @ 9:39PM  
I was a virgin to this one Bruce, first time.. funny

going to drop of a Kudo, but not next year when you post it again
fantasyfactory

Apr 9 @ 10:31PM  
Good one!
Scottishtease

Apr 9 @ 10:45PM  
very nice wit..good job as always. Tease.

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Whales - My FAVORITE Joke